#crown of candy

Belizabeth:I am your Pontifex and you will refer to me as such!

All the PCs: Okay, such.

“oh no :(“

Liam:What’s your biggest fear?

Primsy:I’m incredibly arachnophobic.

Liam, under his breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

this has the exact opposite energy of this

Ruby:What are you doing?

Liam:Laying in bed, listening to music.

Ruby: Nice, what kind?

Liam:It’s memory foam.

Ruby:No, like, who’s your favorite artist?

Liam:Picasso.

Amethar:I’m very strong. I could fight off maybe 20 snails. 21 on a good day.

Jet: “What about straight people?” What the hell is a straight person, the only straight thing I know is the edge of my beloved sword.

Jet:Theobald?

Theo:Yes, Jet?

Jet: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Theo:

Theo:Where’s Ruby

Liam: Okay, I’ve called this meeting because some of us don’t seem to get along.

Theo: Lapin and I are literally the only ones here.

brennan please why would you do this

Jet:Hey, what time is it?

Ruby:Dunno. Pass me the trombone and I’ll find out.

Ruby:[blasts the trombone]

Theobald:WHO IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2 AM?!

Ruby: It’s 2 am

Liam:How do turtles communicate?

Lapin:Hmm, I’d assume with sight and feeling. I’m not sure turtles have other methods of direct communication, but-

Liam: With shellphones

Wow i just fully forgot to post this huh

Yes I’m gay for cheese, no I won’t elaborate

We love one royal family

My CoCSona they’re full bastard and will knock you over the head and steal your shit

Preview of my piece for @calorumcookbook !! Go get a copy, the art in this book is amazing and the proceeds go to charity!

“The Boar”

Art piece I did because I’m in love with this campaign.

Informal petition for D20 to link compilations of all their soundtracks. I’ve noticed this before, (but particularly in Mice and Murder cause that’s the one I’m watching rn) but this royalty free music goes so hard for absolutely no reason