#gary come home
[ ♪ WELL CROCODILE ROCKING IS SOMETHING SHOCKING ♪ ]
[ ♪ WHEN YOUR FEET JUST CAN’T KEEP STILL ♪ ]
[ ♪ I NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL ♪ ]
WENDY:Bebe.
[ ♪ OH LAWDY MAMA THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS ♪ ]
[ ♪ WHEN SUZIE WORE HER DRESSES TIGHT ♪ ]
[ ♪ AND THE CROCODILE ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT ♪ ]
WENDY:Bebe.
[ ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪]
BEBE:LA LA LA LA LA–
WENDY:BEBE.
BEBE:WHAT!
WENDY:Could you turn the music down?!
BEBE:Wendy,howam I supposed to get anywhere with out my Elton John?!
WENDY:I don’t know, but you blasting music while frantically driving on the mountain side is kind of scaring me–
WENDY:Red,what are you doing???
RED:Taking a picture.
WENDY:Why?
RED:To send to Kevin.
WENDY:Why???
RED:Telling him where we at.
WENDY:Why???????
RED:Cause?
RED: Do I need a reason?
WENDY:For as serious as this is, you guys really aren’t taking this serious.
WENDY:At all!
RED:Uh, Iam taking it seriously?
RED: I’m letting people know where we’re at in case we like.
RED:Die or something.
NICHOLE:We’re not going to die…
BEBE:Yeah– we
BEBE:We don’t even know if this is realor not.
BEBE:This could be just. One huge prank or something?
BEBE: Ugh, I swear if this is a joke–
NICHOLE:Tokenwouldn’tlie about this sort of thing, Bebe…!
WENDY:Yeah, if I trust anybody out of the guys, it’d be Token first.
BEBE:This is all just so…!!!!
BEBE:Ugh, I needmy Crocodile Rock!
WENDY:No, you don’t!
BEBE:Yes I do!
BEBE: I’m too stressed out to drive in silence!
RED:idk you guys are making enough noise as is.
NICHOLE:Can we at least stop yelling in the car?
NICHOLE:Maybe that’ll help you calm down.
BEBE:I–
BEBE:[sigh]
BEBE:I’m sorry.
BEBE:I’m just worried.
WENDY: We all are, Bebe.
NICHOLE: Yeah, I’d–
NICHOLE:Hey, who…
NICHOLE: Is there somebody up ahead?
WENDY:What?
WENDY: This far out, this late at night?
BEBE:Oh god, do I just keep driving past them?
NICHOLE:It makes no sense for them to be so far out, there’s literally nothing out here for miles.
RED: Wait, is that…
RED:I mean it looks like him, but…
WENDY:Oh,great.
WENDY: Bebe, I think we know that person.
BEBE:We do???
WENDY:Yes, stop the car.
BEBE:Um, okay…
NICHOLE:I don’t think I trust this…
RED:Ugh,trust me, it’ll be fine.
RED:
WENDY:
RED:Hey.
RED:What’chya doing out here.
RED:Bud.
WENDY:Yeah, isn’t it one in the morning, on a cliff side, ten miles out from town???
WENDY: Where nobody should be walking, realistically?
???:Oh, hey Red, hey Wendy!
???:I was just on my way to meet up with Stan!
???: It seems he might have played a little hooky today, and didn’t bother to pick up his homework after school.
???: So I thought I’d be nice and bring it to him!
???:Buuut, he wasn’t at his home back in South Park, so I figured he must be at his family’s farm house instead!
WENDY:Wow!
WENDY: How thoughtful of you!
WENDY:Couldn’t take your car, or call an uber, or something?
WENDY:Not even bike?
WENDY:Just choosing towalk,huh?
???:Huh… now that I think about it, it would have been a nice bike up this way!
???:Haha, aw darn.
???:Maybe next time!
WENDY:Well!!!
WENDY:Coincidentally, we are also heading towards Stan’s farm!
WENDY:We’re meeting him and all his friends there!
WENDY: Would you want a lift?
WENDY: So you aren’t walking out in the middle of the mountains?
WENDY:???
BEBE:Wait, Wendy, what?
BEBE:You’re just going to let him in with us?
???:Well gee, that’d be real nice of you guys, actually!
???:My feet are pretty sore, it’s a heavy climb going up all these hills.
WENDY: Mmhmm, I bet.
WENDY: Get in the car.
BEBE:Wendy, you’re acting megaweird.
BEBE: Why are you just letting him in?
BEBE:I don’t even know him that well???
WENDY: Bebe, it’s okay!
WENDY:He’s a friend of Red and I’s.
WENDY:Nichole, you know him too!
WENDY:We hang out pretty often, don’t we?
NICHOLE: I mean… I guess…
NICHOLE: I have like, one class with him and sometimes he helps with studying in the library, but–
WENDY: Great, so we can all agree then!
WENDY: Our friend Gary can hop in the back with us.
BEBE:…
GARY:Wow, it really means a lot for you guys to offer!
GARY:It’s pretty windy out here, I was worrying about losing a sheet or two.
GARY: But now I won’t have to!
WENDY:Yep!
WENDY:Just scoot on in!!!!
WENDY:Into the normal safety of a car, which is what you really should be using to travel, say, thirty miles across the mountains!!!!!!!!!
WENDY:Red, actually, why don’t we let our friend Gary sit next to me in the middle!
RED:Ugh,seriously?
RED:Whatever…
GARY: You guys look like you’re in a rush.
GARY:Are those pajamas you’re all wearing?
GARY:Gosh, you guys must be so cold way up here!
RED:Yeah.
RED:Pretty cold.
WENDY: Oh it doesn’t bother us that much!
WENDY:We’ll turn the heat on once we’re all buckled up.
BEBE: I mean…
BEBE: It’ll probably warm up pretty fast with everybody so packed in back there…
WENDY:That’s fine too!
WENDY:We should just!!!
WENDY:Hurry up and get a move on!
WENDY: Don’t want to leave Token waiting!
GARY:Or Stan!
WENDY:Yep,or Stan!
BEBE:Um…
BEBE:Okay, are you guys all… good back there, or whatever?
RED:I guess.
WENDY:Sure.
GARY:Absolutely!
GARY:Thank you so much!
BEBE:Wasn’t really my decision, but… you’re welcome?
BEBE:Ugh, let’s justgo.
NICHOLE: Yeah, I need to see Token…
WENDY:Yeah, me too…
