#whyyyyyy
YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THEY CUT A SCENE OUT WHERE STEDE WALKS ED BACK TO HIS CABIN AFTER STABBING HIM????
“Normal” people: Eating and enjoying veggies to stay regular.
Me with GI dysmotility: Poopin’ the asteroid that murdered the dinosaurs because I decided one time that I missed green beans & mixed veggies too much to say no.
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Why are men so…
Men-y????
(Apologies to the non men-y men.)
if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting
this shit dragged my ass within the first two lines of text, I’m done!
me as well
How did it know I have been maticulously watching my finances? How did it know that I hate my roommate and am in a stressful situation because she is the dirtiest person I’ve ever met? How did it know that I’m a year into a long distance relationship/ have constant feelings of loneliness??
Well… Damn. It’s like going to a psychic and not having to pay.
I just got read like a book… from picking some colors…
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me3 gets a lot of shit but lets remember how many just fucking great and intense scenes there were
- Leaving Earth as it’s torn apart
- Moving passed your differences with Ash/Kaidan, only to see them nearly killed while you let your guard down for just a minute
- Seeing the destruction of Palaven from Menae
- Watching Mordin sacrifice himself, all while singing Scientist Salarian
- Having to hold a gun up to the Virmire Survivor, knowing full well that if they don’t trust you, you will kill them.
- Thane’s dying prayer.
- Shepard, tortured and plagued every night by the same nightmare, only getting worse every time someone else passes.
- The slowly growing list on the Normandy’s memorial wall.
- Tali, taking off her mask, finally home.
- Watching Kai Leng escape your grasp on Thessia, as more Reapers descend, the asari commando on your line screaming as they’re attacked until the feed cuts completely.
- The return to Horizon, to see that the people there, once attacked by the Collectors, have now been experimented on, tortured.
- Watching Miranda stand up and kill her father, finally ending a lifetime’s worth of torment.
- Returning to Earth to see it, decimated, grey, coated in ash and the blood of the innocent.
- Shepard, giving the crew one last speech, as they all gather in to listen, ready to follow them into hell and back.
- Shepard, saying good bye to their friends and loved ones. They know this is it for them; if anyone is going to die for the mission, it’s them.
- Shepard, painfully tearing away from their squad during the run for the beam. It’s their mission now–they can live on without them.
- “I’m proud of you.”
I was not expecting to fall in love with Nick Fowler
There’s thoughts that are happening and fic ideas sprouting and just AAAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!
#relatable
not to be an old bastard on main I guess, but I saw a video called “if barbie girl was written in 2021″ and it was essentially just a cover, but with much more “feminist” lyrics and it made me wanna go bananas. no offense to the girl who made it, truly, because she seems like a nice person and she clearly means well, its just the implication that barbie girl is a serious song and in 1997 everyone viewed women as plastic bimbos and in 2021 we’re all woke now so we need an updated version of the song.
it also just completely misses the point of the original song. I guess its in large part due to people who are younger don’t realize that it was never a “kids song” (even though a lot of people played it for their kids??? why). and it most certainly was not made for the toy. the band aqua was actually sued by mattel and even put on the back of their album “The song ‘Barbie Girl’ is a social comment and was not created or approved by the makers of the doll.“ And it actually was a social comment, they weren’t just covering their ass believe it or not! The song was about taking the piss out of the objectification of women using barbie as a jumping off point. the entire thing is tongue in cheek. there’s literally no need for a “feminist” version of the song
Saw a couple I am very sexually attracted to at Southampton tattoo convention and they said hi and I froze up and lost the ability to converse and now I’m internally screaming with embarrassment
someone arrest whoever created the bar exam for being the worst
because they are the worst
the nostalgia series part fifty one
“and wouldn’t it be nice if I could let the dead stay dead?” / the Hexie Mountains said
tyson barrie : 4 then 22 X orville peck - hexie mountains
Just saw the Canes-Rangers score My bracket has officially been destroyed. I had them as the clear winners for the Cup and to see them fall to the Rangers???? Ugh. Like come on. Do we really believe the Rangers can defeat Tampa?????