#gatorade

<sb> idea, “silica gel – chow down fatty”

<b> i wonder what happens if you eat those things.

<b>While the contents of a silica gel packet are basically harmless, it would be a rather unpleasant experience to attempt to consume the silica crystals. The sole job of these tiny desiccants is to adsorb moisture.

<b> adsorb, adsorb, adsorb, adsorb, adsorb

 * sb adsorgs all ur moiscure

<sb> leaving u conspitated

<sb> and dehybrated

<sb> better drink some gaporabe

<adam> it’s got elecdrorights

<sb> it really quitches your thirsk

<adam> for that deeb down doby thirsk

Me, feeling an acute kinship with this orange Gatorade.