#gekkering

my life is helllll they dont have the monster high reproductions in any of the walmarts near us

whitefsng got a cold and im gonna die if i cant kiss them soon everyone tell them to get rid of their cold right now

i fucked up m y back so bad and i knew i was doing it but i ws working on a project and i was so xcited about it but i was hunched over on the floor for like 2 days straigh t because of it and now im paying the price ):

spartalabouche:

so many stores are putting out pride stuff early i feel so crazy

everybody shut up. rainbow cat house.

so many stores are putting out pride stuff early i feel so crazy

maybe its something to do with feeling alienated from gender period. like i feel like i can get close to it when i think about gender as a presentation thing but even when it comes to like agender as an identity it didnt sit right with me because its an identity in its self and i feel like i dont have that. like the only way i can accurately describe myself is genderless because its not a noun its an adjective. its like answering ‘whats your gender’ with ‘i dont have one’ instead of ‘agender’ which feels like too much substance. to me, anyway. if other people like it thats obviously fine

am i cringe forfeeling left out that there are way fewer memes/jokes about people who use they pronouns than people who useshe and he. like i still like those jokes and i dont think there should be less of them i just cant even be the ‘im whatever gender makes the joke funny’ kind of person because it makes me uncomfortable to be gendered at all . and im not saying please manufacture pronoun jokes for the theythems right now either its just like. idk. i want to be in on the gnc pronouns funny genderjokes without having tobe like haha yeah i can be a girl in themoment i guess

for once in my life i want to google a question about renting an apartment and have the first result not be catered towards landlords who want to wring me dry of all the money i have

really love the very professional business people walking through the furcon looking at all of the fursuiters like o__o….

the way cashiers cannot fathom me telling them my name is dave as in david and making up new and creative feminine names adjacent to dave because i walk in looking like this 

the traumatic experience of desperately trying to find a way to cook tofu that does not make me want to die when i swallow it spending half an hour straight tending to my little cubes of tofu and going this time itll be perfect i can feel it and then i take a bite and its yucky .

whenever i wear a funny little outfit like 70% of the compliments i get are from women 35+ years old sometimes accompanied by ‘i wish i could do that’ and its like GIRL YOU CAN !!!!! nobodys stopping you !!!! put on the cat ears!

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HELLO THE UNIVERSE SAID SORRY ABOUT NOT GETTING THE REPRODUCTIONS IN YOUR AREA HERES A 50$+ DOLL FOR 7$ ?

ive figured out how to prevent bites from turning into mouth ulcers by the way i dont know what the minimum effort is becauze i literally did everything i could think of but for people who also have chronic mouth ulcers here was my method:

step 1. bite your mouth. ow.

step 2. put unprocessed(?) (i got it from the farmers market) honey on the bite

step 3. like 30 minutes later do a quick salt water rinse

step 4. leave it alone for like 4 hours

step 5. do another salt water rinse but hold the salt water in your mouth for a few minutes dont spit it out right away

step 6. immediately after the saltwater brush your teeth and use an antiseptic mouthwash

step 7. pray

i remade my carrd …its pretty much all the same info but prettier now and also theres an among us so u can look if u want or dont idk im not the boss of u

@whitefangz and i had fun at furlandia this weekend:3

spartalabouche:

you guys need to stop throwing around the term pedophile when someone does something minorly weird concerning child charaters and im not talking about ACTUALLY weird sexual stuff or shipping them with adults because if you get off on that you are absolutely a freak and a pedophile but im now seeing people extending the like ‘callout’ of that one staff members blog to saying theyre a pedophile for posting aged up ship art of children. if it were art of them making out or something, yeah, that would be gross and inappropriate but the ship art in question is literally the two of them standing next to each other. theyve already done awful things you dont need to keep picking out random shit and stretching it for further justification. theyre already bad. youre just going to make yourself look stupid and unreliable

like im sorry you guys are sounding like the people in like 2017 who were like ‘as an adult you have ltierally no reason to be talking to children’ its literally not a crime or creepy or weird to think two fictional children would be cute as a couple when theyre older. the fanart theyre using to say this person is a pedophile is literally of the two of them just standing next to each other, and as far as i could see looking through their entire tag of that show thats the ONLY time theyve posted fanart of that ship period. they werent even kissing!!!! i feel like the people saying this shit havent spoken to a child in like five years and are just protecting this idea of the poor innocent children that are in danger 24/7 and i think it is so so important to protect children from pedophilic content and people but you guys are acting like theyre just ltitle machines that dont experience emotions until they turn 18. kids have feelings and emotions and relationships and when theyre that young its all innocent and looking at that and going ‘aww cute’ is not pedophilia. its pedophilia if you make it sexual and it can definitely be weird for an adult to be really into it even if theyre not making it sexual but just thinking that if these two kids grew up and got married it would be cute is not fucking pedophilia. you guys dont know what pedophilia is or how it is harmful if you think this is grounds to call someone a fucking pedophile and im saying that as someone who was exposed to fictional pedophilia and pedophiles as a child. youre just making yourself look stupid.

spartalabouche:

trying the frozen tofu thing people recommended please pray for me that it does not feel yucky

ITS FUCKING TEXTURE !!!!!!!!!!

trying the frozen tofu thing people recommended please pray for me that it does not feel yucky

you guys need to stop throwing around the term pedophile when someone does something minorly weird concerning child charaters and im not talking about ACTUALLY weird sexual stuff or shipping them with adults because if you get off on that you are absolutely a freak and a pedophile but im now seeing people extending the like ‘callout’ of that one staff members blog to saying theyre a pedophile for posting aged up ship art of children. if it were art of them making out or something, yeah, that would be gross and inappropriate but the ship art in question is literally the two of them standing next to each other. theyve already done awful things you dont need to keep picking out random shit and stretching it for further justification. theyre already bad. youre just going to make yourself look stupid and unreliable