#genshin xiangling
I love the little Gouba on Xiangling’s belt, and this was the perfect chance to draw him!
Day 4-Knot
Day 11; Sour
Trying out Xiangling’s new recipe!
Klee, Xiangling and Fischl Themed Seelies!
Childe Icons
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Paimon and Lumine Icons
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Ningguang Icons
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Looking for someone who would let me buy from their travelling salesbird in Genshin ✨
I know no one personally who plays it
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based on hu tao’s voice-over about xiangling!
Slip off the tongue
(Funeral Parlor)
Hu Tao: “Bye Bye people! I’m leaving! Dont work too hard while I’m out!”
Zhongli: *looks up* “Mhmm? Where are you going now?”
Hu Tao: “That Traveler you helped before asked me for help for some domains! I think he’s waiting already at Wanmin restaurant”
Zhongli: “Oh, good luck then”
Hu Tao: “Don’t wait for me! I’ll probably spend the night outsi-”
Zhongli: “Wait, before you go. Did you finish your work”
Hu tao: “Pfft! Who do you think I am? of course I did”
Zhongli: “Did you clean your office too?”
Hu tao: *groans* “Yes, I did”
Zhongli: “and did you remember to clean your weapon this time?”
Hu tao: *frowning* “Yes I did that too, do you think I’m that uncareful?”
Zhongli: “I’m just making sure you are really prepared. Ah, don’t forget to bring your wallet with you. Would be bad if you can’t pay for food outside”
Hu Tao: “Look who’s talking…”
Zhongli: “Excuse me?”
Hu Tao: “Nothing! If that was all you have to say, I’m just going to-”
Zhongli: “Wait, one second”
Hu Tao: *sighs* “What now?”
Zhongli: “… Did you remember to brush your teeth?”
Hu tao: *red* “Dad! Can you please stop with the-!” (covers mouth)
Zhongli: “… What did you just sa-”
Hu tao: *even redder*: “SHUT UP! I SAID NOTHING!” *slams door and leaves*
Zhongli stayed quiet for a minute before a small smirk on his lips
Zhongli: “I wasn’t expecting that reaction, but… this is not an unwelcoming feeling…”
(Wanmin Restaurant)
Hu Tao: *face buried on a table, loudly groaning*
Aether: “Uhmm, did I miss something?”
Xiangling: “She has been like this for 30 minutes now”
Hu Tao: “Please… someone, just hit me on the head with a bat so I can forget what happened earlier”
Chongyun: *grabbing claymore* “I will gladly take the offer”
Xinqiu: *facepalms* “Chongyun, we talked about this already…”
Bread Store
*At the police station*
Lumine:*massaging her temples* “Okay, can you explain to me why you got arrested today?”
Childe: “…”
*2 hours earlier*
Venti: “Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. T O A S T E D, R O A-”
Childe: “bro stfu. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche”
Venti: “We don’t have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread-”
Childe: “Wtf is gluten, take that shit out”
Venti: “It’s gluten free”
Childe: “I don’t care if it’s free!”
Venti: “SWEAR ON YOUR FCKING YEEZYS if you wanna fight we gon fight”
Childe: “U tryna be on WORLD STAR?”
Venti: “What, u gon record it?”
Childe: “yeh, i got my dollar store camera O N”
Xiangling: *barges in*“WHATS THE FKCING SITUAAAATION?”
Childe: “What. The. Fuck. Do you want?”
Xiangling: “Im the motherfcking M A N A G E R”
Childe: “At the bread store?”
Xiangling: “B R E A D”
Childe: “Tell him to take the mf gluten, out the bread”
Xiangling: “Imma need you to shut that bullshit up, chief. We can’t take shit out the bread”
Childe: “Why put it in the first place? i know yalls smoking that P A C K”
Xiangling: “We got crackers, no gluten”
Childe: “ffffuck crackers”
Venti: “It’s gluten free, u want the gluten or nah?”
Childe: “hellno! u better take the gluten out that damn shit”
Xiangling: “Look we got whole wheat, gluten free, Liyue toast, gluten free. T O R T I L L A”
Childe: “Fuck all dat”
Xiangling: “What?”
Childe: “Bitch ass country are y'all from? Where they got this bullshit at?”
Xiangling: “Mondstadt”
Childe: “I KNEW IT”
Venti: “Look, u can either take thisYEAST. Or I"m calling the police”
Childe: “Im going WEAST”
Xiangling: “naw dont call the police I got a warrant”
Childe: “Honestly, FUCK YALL. I ain’t ever seen nobody act like this over no bread!”
Xiangling: “What the fuk are you saying?”
Childe: “All Im saying is, fuck yalls bread, F U C K T H E G L U T E N, A N D F U C K T H E M C R A C K E R S”
Venti: “but the crackers don’t have gluten”
Childe: “I’ll take those”
Venti: “Okay that’s gonna be five-”
Childe: “Nah fuck dat I aint paying” *grabs crackers and leaves store*
*Present Time*
Childe: “…”
Lumine: “so?”
Childe: “… its a long story”
Warrior chef
Lil yunyun and hishomicidal auntie <33
Poor Xingqiu n Hu Tao AKJSJSKBD
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