#geralt the witcher
i love it. it’s perfect.
this is one of my faves.
this one is legit a good ass painting.
it’s a rlyyy cool painting, i love it, i’d get a poster of it, but it’s not a Monet.
this is giving me van gogh vibes, and we already HAVE the van gogh version!
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Okay it took Way too long but here he is! I can’t wait for the next season of the witcher tbh.
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Jask about his big burly Witcher ❤️
BITCH. I just snorted cider out my nose reading this
Why did I think of Geralt whistling Roach over for some reason?!??
Jaskier would be so confused…
Days are Gone, Part 20
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Another thing was the sex, which was fucking incredible. They couldn’t get their hands off each other once they were alone together in the same room. Geralt had never felt so safe and confident with anyone before (maybe with Yennefer but that was a very long time ago).
But it’s not like things went smoothly between them. On their third night together, they’ve managed to break the bed. Jaskier promised to help Geralt buy a new bed. Geralt joked about them not having to worry about making so much noise anymore.
Another time Geralt carried Jaskier to bed while they were kissing, accidentally dropping him a little too close to the headboard. Jaskier hit his head, got a small cut, but it bled a lot. For an experienced nurse, Geralt started panicking. Jaskier managed to joke about it (even though Geralt wasn’t in the mood for jokes at all), barely talking Geralt out of dragging him to the hospital.
Jaskier “repaid” him later by accidentally kneeling him in the balls. “We are banned from having sex, ever again.” Jaskier had said after that, pinching the bridge of his nose. Geralt was quick to convince him otherwise.
Other than that, there were lame jokes, accidental tickling, falling asleep on the other in the middle of the act (Geralt isn’t old, he was just exhausted).
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jaskier: “i ain’t crying about no man ”
them
Days are Gone, Part 19
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Jaskier pouted, turning his head to meet his partner’s eyes. “So, you’re leaving me to lie in this huge bed all by myself? You’re a terrible boyfriend.”
Geralt laughed, placing a kiss on Jaskier’s shoulder. “C’mere.”
Jaskier turned around in Geralt’s arms, pressing a sweet kiss to his boyfriend’s lips. Geralt tilted his head slightly to the side, pulling Jaskier closer with a hand between his shoulder blades.
Jaskier let out a small sigh when they broke apart. “Gods Geralt, that was fantastic.”
Geralt raised his eyebrows, clearly amused. “The kiss?”
Jaskier rolled his eyes fondly, smacking at Geralt’s chest. “No. I mean, yes. But I meant the thing we did before. It was very fantastic.”
Geralt smiled. “It was.”
“We should do that again sometime.”
“We should.”
They both chuckled, brushing their noses together.
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Days are Gone, Part 18
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Geralt laughed, a deep and beautiful sound. “So beautiful.” He whispered, kissing Jaskier’s neck. The younger man couldn’t help but to shiver. He never had a partner who complimented him so much in bed. It felt nice. He didn’t feel like he needed to put on a show for Geralt or to impress him in any way.
He could just be himself.
“You okay?” Geralt asked, noticing that Jaskier had gone quiet. He pulled away, unintentionally giving Jaskier a full display of his chest and abs.
If he suffocates me with those pecs, I will die as a happy man.
Geralt furrowed his brows. “Jask, do you want me to stop? Say something.”
Jaskier shook his head with a smile. “I’m sorry, dear. I just got distracted by these-“ He poked at Geralt’s left pec. “Is it weird to want to marry a man’s pecs?”
Geralt rolled his eyes fondly, but Jaskier could see he was flattered.
Good.
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Days are Gone, Part 17
a/w: NSFW, contains talking about sex, bdsm
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Jaskier scratched his cheek. “Never tried it, but I’m willing to. I mean, if that’s okay with you.”
Geralt offered him a small smile. “It is. We’re actually pretty much the same when it comes to our sexual preferences. I’m more of a dom in bed if that’s something you’re willing to explore one day.”
Do I want to be manhandled and completely ravished by you? Oh, yes please. “I would very much love that, sir.”
Geralt chuckled, giving Jaskier a fond look. I will never get enough of those looks, Jaskier thought. “Okay. There’s another thing I wanted to ask you – about the dirty talk part. So, is it okay if I call you- “
“Slut? Whore? Needy for your cock? Yes, it’s more than okay.”
Is that a blush on his face or am I imagining it? “Got it. But if I happen to say anything that makes you feel uncomfortable, please stop me and let me know.”
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Eskel: How long you and Jaskier have been together?
Geralt: …Well, I met him when he was barely eighteen. We got together when he was twenty eight. And now he’s almost forty.
Eskel: Wow. So you’ve actually watched him turn from a boy into a man.
Geralt: *glancing at Jaskier, who’s trying to build a tower of carrots from the food on his plate*
Geralt: not really
Days are Gone, Part 16
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Feeling a sudden rush of affection, Jaskier puts a hand on the back of Geralt’s neck and pulls him into a kiss. Geralt hums against Jaskier’s lips, wrapping both arms around the younger man’s middle and tilting his head to the side, deepening the kiss. Jaskier can’t help but to moan quietly.
“Fuck, Geralt.”
Geralt smiles against his lips, pecking his nose. “Maybe later.”
Why is it suddenly so hot in this room? “Why later?” Jaskier murmurs, moving down to kiss Geralt’s neck. “When we can do it now.”
Geralt pulls away, gently placing his hands on Jaskier’s shoulders. Jaskier pouts, making grabby hands at his partner, to which Geralt replies with a chuckle and a kiss to Jaskier’s nose.
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Geralt and Jaskier lying together on the grass, bathing in the sun. Geralt napping with his head on Jaskier’s chest, Jaskier gently holding his Witcher and playing with his hair, enjoying the sight of him, so peaceful and relaxed.
someone calls jaskier a “witcher slut”
geralt/lambert/eskel/any other witcher in reply: you better shut the fuck up before i knock your teeth out
jaskier inreply: why, yes i am
okay, but jaskier who’s a lowkey genius and is a very fast learner?
“elvish is hard? really? i don’t know. i just read a couple of books in elvish when i was a child and remembered a few stuff.”
“wait, this is the move you’re trying to teach me? *does the move with the sword perfectly* oh, okay then, i got it.”
“i wouldn’t mix those two potions together. how do i know? i heard vesemir talking about it once.”
and it just drives geralt insane, because he spent years mastering these skills and the bard isn’t even trying
Okay but ADHD style “fast learner” Jaskier who has no control over WHAT he remembers or learns quickly. Geralt tries to show him this one disarming move a hundred times and it’s back to square one by the next time, but Jaskier sleeps with this one fishers wife over a long weekend and now he knows how to tie a bunch of sailing knots perfectly.
This isn’t helped by Jaskier having no concept of time or of what normal amounts of effort are, so when asked he says he read a couple of books on Elvish as a child, but really he hyperfixated on Elvish folklore for a full six months and occasionally went back to it over a couple of years. Meanwhile, he says his parents made him practice his handwriting “forever! Really, hours of it every day for YEARS Geralt, I still have nightmares and wake up with my hand cramping!” when really it was one lesson a week for a year and a half before they gave up and decided it was a problem for Oxenfurt
okay, but jaskier who’s a lowkey genius and is a very fast learner?
“elvish is hard? really? i don’t know. i just read a couple of books in elvish when i was a child and remembered a few stuff.”
“wait, this is the move you’re trying to teach me? *does the move with the sword perfectly* oh, okay then, i got it.”
“i wouldn’t mix those two potions together. how do i know? i heard vesemir talking about it once.”
and it just drives geralt insane, because he spent years mastering these skills and the bard isn’t even trying
