Perpetrator with “strikingly ugly tie” confesses in court The 21-year-old has confessed to robbing several banks. His motive is said to have been “need of money”.
The crimes had caused a national stir because witnesses had described a young man with a “conspicuously ugly tie” to the police. It is said to have been a tie in the “style of the 80s”.
Es gibt nichts demütigeres als durch den ganzen scheiss Bahnhof zu joggen weil der R-schlagmichtot heute von Gleis soundsoviel fährt. Look at me running around like an idiot just because ze german announcement voice told me to.
the Bahn experience is carefully planning out your four-stop journey, only for the very first train to be delayed so much that you’re now left freestyling a route through half of germany that ends with you stranded in a small town you’ve only heard of in your aunt’s Ostfriesenkrimis
You know I still want Germany to go full on stereotype in Eurovision and just send Helene Fischer and Florian Silbereisen in a Dirndl and Lederhosen singing Schlager while some guys in beer costumes dance in the background
it will forever confuse me that the german tumblr app now says “… hat deinen Eintrag gelikt” and not “… hat deinen Eintrag als Favorit markiert” which is just shortened and very nice but I don’t read gelikt as [gelaikd] but as [gelikt] and that sounds as if someone licked my post and i really wish i could unread/unhear that
Man nennt mich Kuh In tiefster Nacht Liegt all zur Ruh Ich trapse sacht Auf deinen Blog Den Hals gestreckt Und habe schon Den post geleckt
the Bahn experience is carefully planning out your four-stop journey, only for the very first train to be delayed so much that you’re now left freestyling a route through half of germany that ends with you stranded in a small town you’ve only heard of in your aunt’s Ostfriesenkrimis
Es gibt nichts demütigeres als durch den ganzen scheiss Bahnhof zu joggen weil der R-schlagmichtot heute von Gleis soundsoviel fährt. Look at me running around like an idiot just because ze german announcement voice told me to.
You’re not really getting the full experience of being invested in german politics unless you feel yourself going through all stages of grief whenever this cunt shows up:
Someone driving a car pulls up to a McDonalds drive-thru in Germany. The intercom podium reads “[handwritten script] Wilkommen bei [McDonalds “M”] [typed script] ich liebe es] (translation: Welcome to [McDonalds “M”] I’m loving it)
transcript of conversation:
Driver: Hallo
Employee: Hallo
Driver: Guten Sie English? (Is your English good?)
Employee: Yes
Driver: Stahbiell. Ich bekomm bitte einmal ein Doublepack menu. (Cool. I’ll have a [menu item], please.)
Employee, in heavy German accent: I don’t understand German.
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