Where the frick are you keeping those phones Jim??? Under the back plate? Thigh plates? Does the under armor have magical pockets? Do they go wherever it is your regular clothes go and you can just materialize them when needed? Velcro? I can’t imagine having them tucked under the armor is comfortable, and what keeps them from falling out? Or getting damaged when you take a hit? I must have answers!
These are the quality of question that keep me up at night.
the armour has GOT to have magical pockets because WHERE IN GOD’S NAME WAS HE STORING THAT BIGASS CIMMERIAN FRUIT DURING THE NYARLAGROTH FIGHT
WAIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA
WHAT IF IT’S SOME DIMENSIONAL POCKET AND JIM’S ARMOUR ISN’T THE ONLY PLACE THAT HAS ACCESS TO IT?
What I mean by this is that Douxie uses it too when he stores all those monsters away. Douxie just throws all his shit in there.
One time Douxie accidently pulls out Jim’s phone and he goes ’???’ before just throwing it back in like ‘nope’.
One time Jim somehow manages to pull out a stray goblin. Nobody is sure how that happened, but it was one hell of a fight.
OMFG. Except what if this is the goblin/Fragwa Jim au and if he gets caught in a fight alone he just pulls goblins out and throws them at the enemy. He keeps them happy and riled up by storing coffee and nana’s cookies in there too. Douxie has to partition the space like a hard drive because he keeps accidentally pulling out caffeinated goblins.
Pffffttttt *snort*
I JUST NOTICED THE FIRST GOBLIN IS EATING A COOKIE!!!! How did I miss that the first time!!!! Bwaaaaaaahaaahahaahaaaahaaaa *wheeze* hasahahahaaa*snort* heeeeeeeheheheeee!!!!
