Ok, it’s like 6 am in the morning so you must forgive me, but imagine (~) So, will Draal live in Jim’s basement when Walt will be a part of the family? Would Nomura stop by at her bfs place? Would Walter and Nomura bumping face to face in the kitchen in the dark like “why are u in my house. half-naked???/”
Changelings on bone sand going berserk, narrow pupils going round, with extra limbs growing and stuff, fight or flight response going into hardcore FIGHT and PROTECT.
Nomura with four arms and four swords who speaks only this very rough troll language.
Strickler forsaking his knifes, growing wings and diminishing only into one-word growls.
Both other coming back with a headache to end all headaches and needing time to actually get back into shape and get their minds together.
Where the frick are you keeping those phones Jim??? Under the back plate? Thigh plates? Does the under armor have magical pockets? Do they go wherever it is your regular clothes go and you can just materialize them when needed? Velcro? I can’t imagine having them tucked under the armor is comfortable, and what keeps them from falling out? Or getting damaged when you take a hit? I must have answers!
These are the quality of question that keep me up at night.
the armour has GOT to have magical pockets because WHERE IN GOD’S NAME WAS HE STORING THAT BIGASS CIMMERIAN FRUIT DURING THE NYARLAGROTH FIGHT
WAIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA
WHAT IF IT’S SOME DIMENSIONAL POCKET AND JIM’S ARMOUR ISN’T THE ONLY PLACE THAT HAS ACCESS TO IT?
What I mean by this is that Douxie uses it too when he stores all those monsters away. Douxie just throws all his shit in there.
One time Douxie accidently pulls out Jim’s phone and he goes ’???’ before just throwing it back in like ‘nope’.
One time Jim somehow manages to pull out a stray goblin. Nobody is sure how that happened, but it was one hell of a fight.
OMFG. Except what if this is the goblin/Fragwa Jim au and if he gets caught in a fight alone he just pulls goblins out and throws them at the enemy. He keeps them happy and riled up by storing coffee and nana’s cookies in there too. Douxie has to partition the space like a hard drive because he keeps accidentally pulling out caffeinated goblins.
Pffffttttt *snort*
I JUST NOTICED THE FIRST GOBLIN IS EATING A COOKIE!!!! How did I miss that the first time!!!! Bwaaaaaaahaaahahaahaaaahaaaa *wheeze* hasahahahaaa*snort* heeeeeeeheheheeee!!!!
Zoe Appreciation Week: Day 5 ROTT. I would have loved to see a Zoe v Skrael showdown personally. I think she would hold up much better than he’d expect and get in a few good blows before getting her ass kicked LOLL but that’s when the cavalry finally arrives! I think Douxie would blow a magical gasket seeing her hurt so I added a bonus ANGY DOUXIE protecting his beloved. He very angy. I have 2 more parts to this series if I ever get to it.
