#goblin rants
Goblin core is always looking for the iconic Adventure Time Snail in every episode
PSA garden snails as pets!1!!!1!!11!!1
I didn’t know that it was okay to have garden snails as pets!! Like for real pets!!
As a kid, I always put them in a little tub for a few hours at most before I released them back to their mossy home.
But I have recently discovered!!!! That you can make them a little tank and stuff!!! And keep them!!!
I, an adult person, am going to the pet store and I’m gonna get all the best stuff for my snails and then!!! I’m gonna walk outside!!! And pick the sweetest little darlings!!! And have snail friends!!!!
That’s goblin core babeyy!!!!!
Things to hoard
Sometimes it’s fun to stray from the typical goblin hoard items and find some other little things to collect so here’s a list of my favorite out-of-the-box goblin hoards
- silly bandz!
- scissors/knives/other sharp things
- pins n buttons
- cool soda bottles
- socks!
- pennies
- more scissors
- I love scissors
- CDs
- necklace pendants (like from the craft store)
Goblin core
Here’s a list of things I love about goblin core
1. Collecting things is a good thing!
B. A lil chubby? Better for hugs
3. Røckš
4. Snail friends
W. Barefoot on the grass is a way of life
S. Shelves full of lovely little things
7. So inclusive!!1!1!!11
8. Munch munch munch snack times
C. I luv it
7.5. It is v good
PSA garden snails as pets!1!!!1!!11!!1
I didn’t know that it was okay to have garden snails as pets!! Like for real pets!!
As a kid, I always put them in a little tub for a few hours at most before I released them back to their mossy home.
But I have recently discovered!!!! That you can make them a little tank and stuff!!! And keep them!!!
I, an adult person, am going to the pet store and I’m gonna get all the best stuff for my snails and then!!! I’m gonna walk outside!!! And pick the sweetest little darlings!!! And have snail friends!!!!
That’s goblin core babeyy!!!!!
I’ve done it, lads
Childhood goblin story #1
There were many times in my childhood where goblin instincts really shined through, and this is one of those times.
When I was in around 3rd grade, my friend and I got one of those little tiny water bottles, dumped out all the water, and then filled it with ladybugs. Like, easily around 100 ladybugs. We sprinkled some grass in there cuz duh and then poked some holes in the lid.
Now, of course we couldn’t let our little friends go, so we decided one of us would have to take this tiny water bottle home and keep these ladybugs. Little goblin me decided of course ~I~ should take them home. So I did.
I hid them ever so carefully in my backpack and took home my new little friends. When I got home, I ran right upstairs to my room, shut the door, and took out the tiny water bottle from my backpack. Naturally, my tiny goblin hands could not resist the temptation of holding these sweet darlings, so I open the lid and get like three of them out of there. I set them carefully on my bed and watch them crawl around.
After a while, it was time to catch them.
So I tried catching each one in my hand, but they kept getting away and crawling under stuff and I couldn’t manage to catch them!! Ahhh!!! I ended up catching them all except for one, which I just accepted the fact that there would just be a lady bug flying around my room and that there’s nothing I could do about it.
The next day I brought the water bottle back to my friend because I couldn’t handle the responsibility of being a parent to 100 little babies. We released them back to the earth, where they belonged. Also my mom never found out about them because hehehe I was a sneaky little goblin child
The end
