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I found bug juice at a gas station. I thought these were discontinued!

loving the mystic vibes this gives off

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disclaimer - I don’t own most of my lockscreens; they come from Pinterest! if one of them happens to be yours, just message me and i will give you credit :)

somberdayss:

HOW TO ENTER 2020 PROPERLY

(GOBLIN STYLE)

  • Look for mushrooms outside while you walk places
  • Keep all your coins in a jar
  • Dance around when you’re happy
  • Collect flowers
  • Cool hot meals for yourself
  • Grow lots of plants in your room
  • Be good to bugs

Please add to my list!!!

- don’t be afraid to buy that thing you want!

- wear whatever you want!! No matter the occasion!

- smile when you want to, cry when you feel like it

- hold as many snails as you can

I’ve tried this, it works! But you need a lot of flowers and a lot of patience

Look at this. Look at it. Can you believe this. It’s perfect.

Hello my dudes

Just a heads up, I’m not super active on this account. For more frequent goblincore content, follow my instagram @a_chumbee_lil_goblin !!! I post there a whole lot more

Thanks!

Childhood goblin story #1

There were many times in my childhood where goblin instincts really shined through, and this is one of those times.

When I was in around 3rd grade, my friend and I got one of those little tiny water bottles, dumped out all the water, and then filled it with ladybugs. Like, easily around 100 ladybugs. We sprinkled some grass in there cuz duh and then poked some holes in the lid.

Now, of course we couldn’t let our little friends go, so we decided one of us would have to take this tiny water bottle home and keep these ladybugs. Little goblin me decided of course ~I~ should take them home. So I did.

I hid them ever so carefully in my backpack and took home my new little friends. When I got home, I ran right upstairs to my room, shut the door, and took out the tiny water bottle from my backpack. Naturally, my tiny goblin hands could not resist the temptation of holding these sweet darlings, so I open the lid and get like three of them out of there. I set them carefully on my bed and watch them crawl around.

After a while, it was time to catch them.

So I tried catching each one in my hand, but they kept getting away and crawling under stuff and I couldn’t manage to catch them!! Ahhh!!! I ended up catching them all except for one, which I just accepted the fact that there would just be a lady bug flying around my room and that there’s nothing I could do about it.

The next day I brought the water bottle back to my friend because I couldn’t handle the responsibility of being a parent to 100 little babies. We released them back to the earth, where they belonged. Also my mom never found out about them because hehehe I was a sneaky little goblin child

The end

I have a confession

I’m gonna say it

I, a smol little goblin,,,,

Am afraid of butterflies

DONT BULLY ME

When they fly too close to me I get spooked and I freeze and I can’t move until it’s gone

Don’t bully me pls I’m just a goblin

Goblincore is

Saying “does this outfit look dumb?”

But then immediately after

Saying “oh wait I don’t care”

And then wearing that outfit

How,,, am I, a simple goblin,,,,, supposed to decline,,,,, this splendid offer??

This playlist is goblincore. Amazing. Love it

The resipee for one (1) Göblin

- 1 cup of moss

- 8 rocks

- ¼ cup of rain water

- a handful of dïrt

- 1 jar of buttons

- a table spoon of little bônēs

- worms, to taste

- more worms

- 4 cups of mud


Stir until well combined

Tried to make a flower crown for the first time. It almost worked! Didn’t have enough flowers

Hoarding any valuable (from my point of view) knowledge I can find is the sophisticated goblin in me.

inner-space-oddity:

Me, picking up guitar picks, soda tabs, earrings, and anything relatively shiny off the ground: finders keepers heheheehe

At this point my friends all give me all the soda tabs and beer bottle caps they find. I trained them well >:)

Can’t talk right now

I’m doing hot girl shit

Model : @elllforever

Photographer : @feng_ish

Nail art : @kovasocialbeauty

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