#government shutdown

Hey Girl, forget the national debt- the only number I care about is yours.

Hey Girl, are you furloughed from the library of Congress? Because us getting together is long overdue.

Hey Girl, did it hurt when you fell from the fiscal cliff? 

Hey Girl, since the National Library is closed can I check you out instead? 

Hey Girl, sorry for staring but with the national parks closed I needed something beautiful to look at.

Hey Girl, shutdown or not you’ll always be essential to me.