#hey girl chris hayes

Hey Girl, my love for you is an eternally renewable resource. 

Hey Girl,

You & Me– That’s something even the House and Senate can agree on. 

Hey Girl

I regret the polarization of the political climate, but my love for you will never be moderate. 

Hey Girl,

We might not have a federal ERA, but you’ll always be equally protected in my arms. 

Hey Girl,
Until equal pay for equal work is a reality, I hope you’ll let me pick up the check.  

Hey Girl, If I could rearrange the budget, I’d put you and me on the same line item. 

Hey Girl, just because congress can’t work well together doesn’t mean we won’t. 

Hey Girl, Did you hear the news? The government is open and so is my schedule.

So can I take you out sometime?

Hey Girl, The government might be shut down but my heart will always be open for you. 

Hey Girl, You know I’m in favor of healthcare; I like my friends to have benefits. 

Hey Girl, forget the national debt- the only number I care about is yours.

Hey Girl, are you furloughed from the library of Congress? Because us getting together is long overdue.

Hey Girl, since the National Library is closed can I check you out instead? 

Hey Girl, shutdown or not you’ll always be essential to me.

Hey Girl, I’d swim across the ocean to see you smile. Or reach across the aisle. Whatever. 

Hey Girl, no filibuster could ever shut down how I feel about you. 

Hey Girl 

This year I’m thankful for you, and the best pope ever. 

Hey Girl 

Women make up 51% of the population and only 17% of elected offices- but you’ll always be the commander-in-chief of my heart.

Hey Girl 

It’s not just you, I don’t see the connection between the Iran deal and Obamacare either 

Hey Girl
I’d filibuster anyone who tried to come between you, me, and cuddle time.

Hey Girl, our public education system has radically divided the US, but it can never divide us.

Hey Girl 

Clear eyes. 
Full heart. 
Can’t lose you. 

Hey Girl

I promise my feelings for you will last longer than the #AskJPM hashtag.

Hey Girl 

I’ll supply your demand for cuddling at equilibrium.

Hey Girl

You don’t need an analytic framework to figure out how I feel about you.

Hey Girl, 

Even three branches of government couldn’t check and balance my feelings for you. 

Hey Girl, 

My ethical compass points straight to your heart

Hey Girl

You are, and always will be, my only regulatory authority. 

Hey Girl

I understand the impact of off year elections to the U.S. political landscape…
but can you even begin to understand your impact on me?

Hey Girl, if I help you sign up for Obamacare does that make you my friend with benefits? 

Hey Girl, The climate would be much better off if all cars were as electric as we are.

Hey Girl, 

I don’t need to conduct a cost-benefit analysis to know you’re worth the investment. 

Hey Girl 

It’s no trick that everyday with you is a treat.

Hey Girl, The IRS better revoke my 501©(3) status because I profit just by loving you