#inners

Hey Girl, my love for you is an eternally renewable resource. 

Hey Girl,

You & Me– That’s something even the House and Senate can agree on. 

Hey Girl

I regret the polarization of the political climate, but my love for you will never be moderate. 

Hey Girl,

We might not have a federal ERA, but you’ll always be equally protected in my arms. 

Hey Girl,
Until equal pay for equal work is a reality, I hope you’ll let me pick up the check.  

Hey Girl, If I could rearrange the budget, I’d put you and me on the same line item. 

Hey Girl, just because congress can’t work well together doesn’t mean we won’t. 

Hey Girl, Did you hear the news? The government is open and so is my schedule.

So can I take you out sometime?

Hey Girl, The government might be shut down but my heart will always be open for you. 

Hey Girl, forget the national debt- the only number I care about is yours.

Hey Girl, are you furloughed from the library of Congress? Because us getting together is long overdue.

Hey Girl, did it hurt when you fell from the fiscal cliff? 

Hey Girl, since the National Library is closed can I check you out instead? 

Hey Girl, sorry for staring but with the national parks closed I needed something beautiful to look at.

Hey Girl, shutdown or not you’ll always be essential to me.

Hey Girl, I’d swim across the ocean to see you smile. Or reach across the aisle. Whatever. 

Hey Girl, I subscribe to the controversial idea that everyone is entitled to food. Can I take you to dinner sometime? 

Hey Girl, no filibuster could ever shut down how I feel about you.