#gryffindor quidditch team

[Gryffindor Quidditch team waiting in the locker room when Oliver bursts through the door late for the first time ever]

Oliver: Sorry I’m late! I was doing… things.

The team:…

[later that night in the Gryffindor common room when Percy comes back from Head Boy duties]

Fred & George @ Percy: Hi ‘things’!

Percy:*confused*What?

Oliver:*embarrassed* What?! No– I mean… You know? You can’t possibly know!

Katie @ Angelina and Alicia: Well that confirms our suspicion.

Alicia: Well I’ll be damned, it finally happened!

[Oliver in the Quidditch locker room hurriedly filling out a future careers plan form McGonagall said he had to complete before training]

Oliver: What does “desired occupation” mean?

Angelina: It’s what you want to do, Oliver.

Oliver: *nods as he writes down Percy Weasley*