And how ironic that both relationships consist of a big, long-haired, bulky man with a dark past and a plump, understanding, caring tiny man as they could just melt into each other’s arms but life sucks and unfair so now they’re dealing with a breakup/ distance from each other.
I think it’s really nice that Guillermo de la Cruz gets to kill some people, humans and vampires alike. I think it’s very nice that he kept wooden stakes in the mini fridge in case Nandor didn’t show correct levels of caring about him. It’s sexy of him to be sweet and also insane and sit on the council throne. I think the others have being a vampire as an excuse but he’ll just be atrocious and cute as a choice. I think it’s fun and exciting that he’s committed to that dick to inadvisable levels. I think he deserved to lead a huge man out of danger by the hand while going BING BANG BOOM POW SWISH. I think he’s cool and unhinged and fat and I love it
I really DO NOT understand ppl that insist on making guillermo this sweet innocent little scrimblo baby or whatever. why would you even want that when the canon version of him is so much more fun and objectively better. guillermo is fundamentally deranged and fucked in the head and he is the best character on television because of it
guillermo de la cruz changed the world forever when he licked an unknown substance off the pavement in new york city and immediately identified it as vampire piss
✨WIP ✨ Camera crew catches a sneaky shot of Nandor’s room
ID: There is a single image; a slightly ajar door is framing a view of the inside of Nandor’s room from the corridor. Inside Nandor and Guillermo are stealing a kiss, Guillermo sitting on Nandor’s coffin and Nandor standing and leaning into him. They are both in comfortable attire Guillermo in one of his signature sweaters, slacks and slippers, Nandor in his long gold dressing gown with an intricate gothic design. Candles and an open fire light up the room with warmth as they share a moment alone.
ID: Guillermo has Nandor tied up with deep red bondage rope and in his arms. They are engaging in light cross related bdsm. Sorry the description is minimal on this one. Since I’ve cropped the pic to hide the nsfw bits it feels like describing the situation in detail would also then be nsfw.
ID: It is a single image. It is a frazzled drug-blood effected Nandor panicking when he realises Guillermo is not standing next to him. It is mostly his head and messy hair and the word Guillermo being shouted in the background.
