#haikyuu radio club
I might as well throw them here as an archive.
Karasuno Haikyuu radio club! Original radio drama (script written by Furudate Haruichi!)
[These are fan translations. I do not consent to anyone using them for videos fanclips etc because these will be sold at a later date via CD please support the original by purchasing them when they are released.]
TRANSLATION BELOW CUT
(it starts at 59min 23seconds)
Please note that this eventualy gets archived and sold as a CD so the link may not work a few weeks later!
A = Asahi Azumane
D = Sawamura Daichi
S = Sugawara Koushi
K: Shimizu Kiyoko
Asahi: Oh its shimizu, thanks for all your hard work!
Daichi: Hey!
Suga: Sup! Sup!
Kiyoko: Thanks. Sawamura the submission deadline for the Monthly Volleyball survey is soon. What should we do about this section?
D: Oh, was there a section we didnt fill in?
K: Look, this one here…
S:as it the question of whether youre a cat person or an okapi person?
A: What… do you have to pick one of those?
K: The section asking for you teams ‘catch phrase’
D: Oh! Thats right! Sorry about that…. a catch phrase huh….What should we do…?
S: “In this world, its only cats, okapi…and you.Which would you live with?”
A:If that were the case then we’d all live together! Why do we have to chose one? I’d feel sorry for them…but based on species id be the one left out…
S:But okapi are herbivores…making the cat’s terrifying, wouldn’t it? It would definitely choose you Asahi!
A:..you think so? Do you think I’d be able to live up to the okapi’s expectations?
S: Keep yourself together!!! You’re the only thing the okapi can rely on!
D: But if theres only three of you, wouldn’t it be an 'eat or be eaten’ situation?
S: Here comes the wildy realistic Daichi! Wild Daichi are you in the savannah!?!
D: I am!
A: Huh….well then I’d rather be eaten…
S: Look what you’ve done, now you made Asahi imagine it and hes all depressed.
D: Well, if it came down to me and Kintaro* and only one could live. I’d let him eat me and live on.
A: I see…just the two of you… that would be tough….
S: Daichi you seem like youd be pretty filling!! Depending on how you were preserved you could provide meals for two weeks.
D: Please avoid placing in direct sunlight and keep in a freezer.
K: How about preserving him in salt?
A: We dont need to go into the details of preserving!I’ll end up imagining it! Ah, how is Kintarou?
D: He’s doing great! Recently he went and got a shot and he…wait not this- the catch phrase!
S: Hmmm….
D: How about “A highly offensive team”?
S:Hmm…. thats so…normal.
D: Then what do you suggest?
S: Something that scream more… 'now’! “We’re aiming for a sustainable and diverse team”!
D:I cant agree to something like that.
A:…“Compliance.”
S: “Initiative”!
A:“Risque”.
S: “On time”!
K: “Evidence”.
D: This isnt an 'all the katakana you know'performance.
A: “Commit”.
Suga/D: …!
K: Are we decided then?
Suga/D: “Commit”…
D: Wait a second! That’s no good! It turning into some kind of commercial!Plus we’re practicing read blocking rather than commit blocking at the moment.
S: “You read block then commit!”
A: That’s such a Datekou catch phrase…
S: Ughh then let’s go with this! “Both heart and soul THROBBING! ASAHI!”
D: You always give up so easily…
A: Wait…the catchphrase is for the team…
D: They’re not even together on this one…
K: Azumane, you weigh 76kg.
A: Huh…I do.
K: “Okapi’s weigh 200kg so 300kilograms (all up)”.
S: “Both hearth and soul are THROBBING! OKAPI!!”
K: Alright, it’s decided.
D: Stop right there. Shimizu you need to stop that. You get carried away with everything with a straight face, it’s terrifying sometimes.
S: Huh what’s with that! I’m confident in my ability to get carried away!
D: Don’t compete with it! Are you Hinata and Kageyama!?
A: I guess “a highly offensive team” works best.
S: Yeah, I guess so. Let’s write that in Tagalog.
D: Alright, so we’ve decided on “a highly offensive team”. In Japanese.
I might as well throw them here as an archive.
Karasuno Haikyuu radio club! Original radio drama (script written by Furudate Haruichi!)
[These are fan translations. I do not consent to anyone using them for videos fanclips etc because these will be sold at a later date via CD please support the original by purchasing them when they are released.]
TRANSLATION BELOW CUT
You can listen to the audio drama here! ( starts at 27min 59seconds) please note that this eventualy gets archived and sold as a CD so the link may not work a few weeks later!
H: Huh…? The gym isnt open?
K:mmm…
H:… oh a text message! Tanaka-san!…overslept…he said he has the key and to wait a sec.
K: mmmmkay.
[birds chirping]
H: hey Kageyama.
K: Huh?
H: You know how after morning practice you have second breakfast?
K: Yeah.
H: Even then, when it gets to second period I get super hungry.
K: u-huh…
H:But if you bought extra and ate every period you’d get stupidly sleepy right?
K:Mmm.
H:But then if you didnt bring extra and anded up eating lunch early…y-you get what I mean right!?
K:Yeah.
H: After school is just empty stomach hell!What am I supposed to do about it!?
If I hold back from eating lunch early I just spend periods 3 and 4 thinking about my lunch!
When I think, ‘oh, its been about 10minutes’ and I look a the clock only 30 seconds have passed!!
[silence]
K: Protein shakes…I discussed it with coach Ukai
H: …wha- and he said that protien is okay!?
K: In order to keep your body from feeling hungry, your body supplements itself with energy, meaning you could possibly lose muscle.
H: What did you say!?
K:If you drink protein shakes and consume carbohydrates, it’ll elimiate energy loss.
H:I see!
K:You blood glucose level doesn’t go up either so you wont get sleepy.
H: Whhaaaat! I-I’m going to do that too! Me too!
That’s right, preotien shakes seemed like a post practice thing! I’m going to do it too!
K: You can make it with easily with just water and the powder.
H:Shaking and drinking the protein shake during break seems pretty cool!
I what should I do… maybe I’ll drink it next to someone eating junk food!
“Hey, you still eating junk food? I’ve graduated from junk food. Of course there are times when I want to have a chocolate or two. But, you know, I’m an 'athelete’,”
K: I feel like smashing a ball into your face.
H: Why!?
K: …what flavor do you normally drink.
H:Chocolate!
K:Huh…
H:…what about you!?
K:[smirks] Like.
H:…nngghh…y-you…
K: What?
H: Y-your’re just trying to be cool!
K: Huh!?
H:Since you made a more adult choice.
K:What are ytou talking about?
H:Lime….lime huh….
…..is lime good?
K: Huh? It’s good.
H: Really!? Maybe I’ll buy it!!
But I wanted to try the strawberries and cream flavor next.
K: Either way. I won this time.
H:Wait, what? What did you win?
K: I asked the coach about it first and I worried about this first.
H: What!? I was the first to think about getting hungry and what I should do about it, way before you!
K:I thought about it before you!
H: How do you know!?
K:I’ve been worried about this since I was a child.
H:Well I have too! Right after having breakfast I would think, “What are we having for lunch?”
K: I thought about lunch while I was eating breakfast!
H:I think we should focus on the meal before us!!
K:….guh…..I was hungry the moment I was born and cried.
H: So was I! Oh, my birthday is earlier than yours, meaning I was born before you so I wi-
K: Tanaka-san! Morning!
H: Morning!
