bruce hates his fucking life because robin, kid flash, and speedy are friends so now he is forced to interact with flash (tolerable) and green arrow (the fucking worst) and then its a decade later and he has to finally acknowledge that he has Parent Friends. They have a fucking Group Chat to discuss logistics. Sometimes green fucking lantern will drop off kid flash at bruces fucking house???? hal jordan????? at his HOME?!?! Ridiculous
@sqoiler they meet in the parking lot of a walmart like divorced parents and hal is like “WHATS UP” and bruce is like do not fucking talk to me and wally does not understand whats happening
#this is so fucking funny#meanwhile he will invite diana and donna over for dinner parties#and keeps asking why kid flash and speedy NEED to come over why cant it just be donna#since shes such a lovely young lady
