#harry carpenter

Molly: So, what happened?

Little Harry: Cat ate her face.

Molly: Okay, you’re probably confused. This is about Aunt Susan.

LittleHarry: Cat ate face.

Molly: This is going nowhere in a hurry. Can you put Mom or Dad on?

Michael: Hello?

Molly: What happened to Aunt Susan?

Michael: I don’t know. Something about a cat eating her face. Harry knows more about it.