#incorrect dresden files quotes
Molly: So, what happened?
Little Harry: Cat ate her face.
Molly: Okay, you’re probably confused. This is about Aunt Susan.
LittleHarry: Cat ate face.
Molly: This is going nowhere in a hurry. Can you put Mom or Dad on?
Michael: Hello?
Molly: What happened to Aunt Susan?
Michael: I don’t know. Something about a cat eating her face. Harry knows more about it.
Murphy: What are you hiding?
Harry: *hiding puppy Mouse in his coat* Nothing.
Mouse: *bark*
Harry: Drugs.
Molly: Try this
Harry: *sips from the pan* Hmm. It’s watery, but with a smacking of… Ham?
Molly: It’s hot ham water.
Harry: *wounded* Quick call me an ambulance.
Kincaid: You’re an ambulance.
*finds Thomas passed out*
Justine: Thomas! You forgot how to eat, again! Come on! I’ll get the funnel!
Thomas: It’s not that.
Justine: Darn, I like the funnel.
Harry: John Marcone, my archenemy.
Nicodemus: I thought Iwas your archenemy.
Harry: I have a life outside of you.
Karrin: You know what? Fuck your gender norms I’m going to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Harry: Karrin, no. WE are going to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Karrin: I was thinking of spicing things up around here.
Harry: But I’m allergic to chili.
Karrin: I meant in the bedroom.
Harry: It doesn’t matter where we eat it, Karrin.
Harry: *returning after Ghost Story* Back on my bullshit? On no, Im on an entirely new level of bullshit!
Harry: I have transcended to a plane of absolute fuckery you mere mortals can dream of!
Merlin: …
Thomas: *sighs* How can I get Harry to listen to me?
Bob: *unprompted* Have you tried having a conversation?
Thomas: NOT NOW TALKING BASEMENT SKULL!
Guess who’s back. Back again
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Guess who’s back, guess who’s back
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Guess who’s back
Harry: *puts a cup on a wasp in his place*
Mab: *appears with two more cups.*
Harry: Please, no….
Mab: *begins wildly shifting the cups around.*
Harry: Did you know killer whales are considered a breed of dolphins?
Murphy: Are they really that murderous to be called killer whales?
Harry: Yes. They’re called KILLER whales and also because they’re dolphins.
Butters: *from other room* Dolphins are evil!
Harry: AND SO ARE KILLER WHALES BECAUSE THEY’RE DOLPHINS!
Harry: How dare you. I am an adult. I work hard. I pay bills. You will not disrespect me here. I can’t believe you have the gall to call me childish…
Harry: Now get out of my pillow fort.
Harry: Can I ask about the menu, please?
Mac: The men I please are none of your business.
Cowl: Remember me?
Harry: Are you questioning my memory or your relevance?
Murphy: Can you break in?
Harry: Please, I’m a Wizard of the White Council.
Harry: *breaks a window*
