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My collection of WoJs about John Marcone.

Please note that some of these quotes no longer have their original source or otherwise come secondhand, and while I consider them to be reliable, you may take them with a fine pinch of salt.

Highlights:

  • “I don’t know if Marcone is a villain or an anti-hero.”
  • “Marcone was an accident. He started off as kind of a throwaway gangster guy. And then I decided, well, his opening was too cool to leave him like that.”
  • “He’s the guy that looks at Dresden like the guy that looks at the drunken sheriff in town.”
  • “He’s born in the wrong time. If he’d been born five hundred years earlier, he’d be an ideal leadership-type. They’d have pegged him for officer school.“
  • “He’s going to accomplish what he means to accomplish, and if he has to murder half the world to get there, so be it. He’ll do it humanely and efficiently, but he’ll do it.”
  • “He’s not going to be giving anyone True Love shields from the Whites any time soon.”
  • “The character that’s really interesting is the ‘Mirror Mirror’ universe Marcone.“

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WizardsHarry.com interview (April 2001(?)*)

Q: How do you come up with the characters for your books?

Callous as it sounds, mostly it depends on what I need them to do in the story. :) I hear a lot of talk about plot-driven books versus character-driven books, but my own impression on the subject leans more towards the idea that plot and character cannot be usefully separated from one another. But from the aspect of a writer who has a deadline and who needs to be able to plan and reliably produce a reasonably good story, I tend to make things easy on myself whenever I can. I figure out what I need a character to do in my story, and then I build a character who would do it.

I needed someone to provide both threat, motivation, and distraction for Harry in "Storm Front,” for example, and got two characters who could do those jobs. John Marcone got to show up as the negative criminal element in the story, the human face of lawlessness and crime. Karrin Murphy is his opposite number, representative of the law, society, and order.

Neither one of them seems to do much for Harry that doesn’t make his day worse and worse, nine times out of ten, but no one’s perfect. :)

[Source

(*I’m actually not sure of the interview’s original publication date. April 2001 is merely the earliest archived version of of the page on Wayback Machine.)

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Jim Butcher Forums (now Paranet Online) (April 2009)

The core concept for Murphy was strongly influenced by Elisa Masa, yes.  But Susan got her physical appearance. :)

Ditto with Xanatos and Marcone, although in that case, Morgan got his physical appearance.

[Source

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Turn Coat tour - Lexington book (April 2009)

Q: Jim’s favorite recurring villain?

Marcone, when he’s being a villain. And Nicodemus, because he is pure evil.

Q: Jim’s favorite supporting character?

Marcone is really fun to write. So is Nicodemus.

[Original source not available

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Jim Butcher Forums (February 2010)

Regarding the “Even Hand” short story:

That one is forthcoming in the Dark and Stormy Knights anthology. Marcone scares me a lot more now.

[Source

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Changes tour - Powells Books (April 2010)

Regarding the “Even Hand” short story:

It’s from the perspective of John Marcone, and sort of shows you what he’s doing behind the scenes. And if you read the short story and then go and read the story that’s in Changes in Burger King, it has two totally different meanings.

[Source (Timestamp: 0:30)]

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Ghost Story tour - Kansas City (July 2011)

Q: I read the short story from Marcone’s point of view, “Even Hand,” and I noticed that John Marcone is not his real name. Is that going to be significant?

Sure is if somebody tries to cast a spell at him using the name “John Marcone”! That’ll be a big deal. But we’ll have to see how that works out. Actually, the character that’s really interesting is the Mirror Mirror universe Marcone, and we’ll get to him in a few books.

[Source (Timestamp: 5:03)

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Ghost Story tour - Naperville (July 2011)

Q: You have a big supporting cast of antagonists in the Dresden Files, are there any you prefer writing over others?

(Jim first discusses Nicodemus and Lara.)

Marcone is also one of my favorites. Being able to write the short story Even Hand from his viewpoint was very enlightening for me. Because I had never really been entirely certain what his take on Dresden was until I actually got in his head and started writing him for a while. And then it’s like, he’s the guy that looks at Dresden, like, you know, the guy that looks at the drunken sheriff in town who’s just like, “I just want the shootouts to stop.” It’s like, “Come on. Yes, you keep wining them but come on, there’s gotta be a better way that brakes fewer windows.” But at the same time he owns the undertaker shop so… (Jim mimes with his hands as if balancing scales)

[Source (Timestamp: 10:54)]

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Ghost Story tour - Washington D.C. (August 2011) 

Where was Marcone and what was he doing in Ghost Story? Check out “Even Hand.” He was doing that sortof thing, if not that specific thing.

[Source (Timestamp: 8:01)

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BittenbyBooks.com online Q&A (August 2011)
(Original source not available)

Q: John Marcone has been on the fence for most of the series. Sometimes he does the right thing, sometimes the wrong. Will there be a book where he goes full good guy or bad guy?

I think it’s safe to say that Harry will never get a clear read on Marcone. Sharks aren’t good or evil. They’re /sharks/.

I say this, of course, only because I miss the recently departed Shark Week.

[Original source not available]

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Faerie Con East (November 2013)

Q: In Small Favor, it seemed like Hendricks was attracted to Gard, but she didn’t reciprocate. And then in “Even Hand” it seemed like she did reciprocate. Are Gard and Hendricks an item now, and if so, how does Marcone feel about it?

Well she doesn’t reciprocate right out in front of everybody. She’s too cool for that.

Marcone doesn’t mind as long as it doesn’t get in the way of the job. When things get in the way of the job, Marcone minds. Otherwise, it’s kind of useful because he can always threaten one of them with the other one. Not that he would, because that’s counterproductive. But there’s leverage.

Plus, he doesn’t want to disrupt Hendricks too much. He’s busy working on his thesis. Yeah, he’s working on his thesis for his English degree. Good ol’ Hendricks, the “dumb guy.”

[Source (Timestamp: 5:17)

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Skin Game tour - Kiama (April 2014)

Oh, what happened to coma girl in the hospital? We will find out! Uh, not in Skin Game, but we will find out.

[Source (Timestamp: 58:38)

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Skin Game tour - Wyrd Con 5 (May 2014)

Q: What’s your favorite villain that you’ve created?

Nicodemus is fun. Marcone is fun. If I had to meet one of my villains, it would be Lara Raith.

… I’m not proud.

[Source (Timestamp: 1:26:45)]

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Skin Game tour - Seattle (May 2014)

Q: Why is Harry such a dick to Marcone? Because Marcone’s awesome.

Because Marcone is a paternalistic authority figure and Harry can’t help it.

[Source (Timestamp: 1:02:33)]

Q: For the different Big Bads you’ve introduced and whatnot, which one would you find the most terrifying, out of all of them?

Oh, I don’t know. They’re all creepy as hell. The one I’d least like to deal with would be Marcone. That would be… Because he’s just–He’s one of those smart, ruthless, does-not-let-anything-stop-him types. And he’s not too proud to just kill you. He’s never gonna make an Evil Overlord mistake because it would never occur to him to make an Evil Overlord mistake.

[Source (Timestamp: 1:12:31)

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Twitter post (June 2014)

Marcone was a Marine. :)

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Once & Future Podcast, Ep. 60 (November 2014)

Q: Was reading “Even Hand” last night, and was wondering if Marcone’s real name is pertinent and will factor in later.

It won’t factor in later because nobody’s getting it. Marcone is the–as far as the series is concerned–he is themost magic savvy mortal that is running around these days. And he is covering his bases and is very good at it. Marcone is the guy who has read the “Evil Overlord” list and would roll his eyes at why anybody would do such a thing.

[Source(Timestamp: 1:00:25)]
(It seems like the episode is no longer available online. IDK if it will pop up anywhere in the future, but I could reupload my copy of it somewhere if anyone wants it.)

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EasterconDysprosium (April 2015)

You get to see most of [the Fomor] during… You get the best glimpse of them during the Marcone short story, which is called “Even Hand,” which is one of my favorite short stories, because God, that is a scary guy, he really is. He’s a scary individual.

[Source (Timestamp: 12:45)]

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The Cinder Spires: The Aeronaut’s Windlass tour - Seattle (October 2015)

Q: In [Skin Game], there’s a quote here… “’So this thief we’re meeting,’ Ascher asked. ‘What’s her story?’” And Dresden says that, “’She used to belong to a gang called the Churchmice. They specialized in robbing churches in Europe’” and “’Nicodemus hired them to swipe the Shroud of Turin for him a few years back.’“ … That’s not true. Marconehired them, so was that a really clever lie by Dresden? That’s what [another person] figured you were doing.

No, was that how it worked out…? They swiped it and Nicodemus double crossed them, Marcone went after the Shroud because he knew it was in play but I don’t think he was the one that hired them, was he?

Yeah, Nicodemus hired them and instead of paying them off he sliced that one guy into ribbons so that his flesh fell off his body in little square chunks in Butters’s first scene.

(Relevant note: Dresden Files beta readers Priscellie and Serack have said that Jim had been notified of this discrepancy during Skin Game’s writing, but Jim went ahead with the Nicodemus-as-buyer version of events anyway. Speculation of the whys and hows are best left to another post.)

[Source (Timestamp: 12:05)

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The Cinder Spires: The Aeronaut’s Windlass tour - Petaluma (October 2015)

Marcone really bothered me, as a viewpoint character, because he is just so… He’s a predator. He doesn’t feel a lot. He’s got something to get done and he’s remorseless about getting it done, and that’s all there is to it.

[Source (Timestamp: 3:18)

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Evil League of Evil Writers interview (April 2016)

Marcone is terrifying because he lacks anything like regret. He’s going to accomplish what he means to accomplish, and if he has to murder half the world to get there, so be it. He’ll do it humanely and efficiently, but he’ll do it.

[Source]

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Phoenix Comic Con (May 2017)

Writing for Marcone’s point of view was very reptilian. That was unpleasant.

[Source (Timestamp: 6:35)]

Q: Do you have a favorite character in The Dresden Files?

It’s hard to say. Your asking me about my favorite child. It depends on what I’m doing with them. […] For sheer villainy, Marcone still creeps me out more than anyone. Because he’s not quite as just ruthlessly mechanical as Nicodemus is.

[Source (Timestamp: 21:29)]

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Emerald City Comic Con (March 2018)

Q: In Codex Alera, you started out the first book with Lord Aquitanus, the ultimate bad guy–or a bad guy of the series, but by the end of the series, he was an antagonist but not a “bad guy.” […] My question is, is there a correlation between him and, say, Johnnie Marcone, where he’s an antagonist, but not necessarily a “bad guy”?

(Jokingly) Well, you’re makin’ some assumptions there.

The thing about Marcone is, him doing his job as an outfit boss, he would be considered kind of a very ideal leader, for much of world history, at least much of Western history. An outfit boss and a medieval baron, there’s a very close correlation between those two guys’ jobs.

Marcone is a real fun character to write, because the problem with Marcone is that he’s too intelligent. Once you stop to think about things for a while, and really stop to analyze things, I think most people realize that the smart thing to do, at least in the long term, in almost every situation is also the morally right thing to do. Because in the long term, it benefits you more to do the morally right thing than to do the selfish thing. Almost every time. And it’s folks that are too short-sighted to understand that who you see running around doing a lot of the selfish stuff. And Marcone is, unfortunately, smart enough to realize, “The smartest thing for me to do is be an upstanding citizen.” (Jim mimes looking around and sighing.) “Here’s my criminal empire. I guess it’s a little late for that. And somebody has to run the crime. So I guess that’s me.”

So Marcone is an interesting character in my head, but he’s born in the wrong time. If he’d been born five hundred years earlier, he’d be an ideal leadership-type. They’d have pegged him for officer school, five hundred years before.

[Source (Timestamp: 1:23:11)]

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Reddit AMA (June 2018)

Q: How old is Marcone?

If I recall, he was 40 in Storm Front.

Q: How did Hendricks and Marcone meet? How long have they known each other before Storm Front?

In the service. They were Marines together. Marcone was Hendrick’s sergeant when Hendricks was a Louie.

Q: Is Marcone genuinely fond of Helen Beckitt, or is their "romantic” relationship for him more about keeping a potential threat close or just a weird guilt trip?

Marcone… does not think like most human beings. For him, there’s no reason all of those things can’t be true at the same time. But he’s not going to be giving anyone True Love shields from the Whites any time soon either.

[Source]

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Brief Cases tour - Austin (June 2018)

Q: How soon are we gonna see Harry’s next encounter with John Marcone, and how do you think that’s gonna go, given that John has actually played a pretty big role in defending Chicago while Harry wasn’t?

We get more of him in the next book. […] And there’s more to it than that. And Marcone has gotten a lot of respect from people. At this point, I mean Marcone took down Nicodemus Archleone. That’s the kind of stuff that everybody goes, ’Daaamn, kid. Alright!’ That’s sort of been the response from people. But, he’s still, he’s not a very nice guy. But, I really enjoyed reading the story though. In the audiobook, I’m the one that reads Marcone.

[Source (Timestamp: 5:13)]

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Brief Cases tour - Lexington (June 2018)

Marcone is… I don’t know if Marcone is a villain or an anti-hero. You know? It’s sort of hard to call depending on what kind of story I’m writing, and how he’s connected to it. Although I did enjoy writing Marcone’s viewpoint. I enjoyed reading for it, too.

[Source (Timestamp: 45:22)]

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Brief Cases tour - McLean (June 2018)

If [Harry] was Lawful Evil I’m pretty sure he’d be Marcone’s enforcer.

 [Source (Timestamp: 23:10)]

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WesterCon: Taxonomy of Villains panel (July 2019)

Q: Heh heh heh heh heh…

Oh, come on.

Q: Okay. So. Super Serious Villain Question.

Oh god…

Q: (Dramatic Pause)

Q: Is Marcone… a Top or a Bottom?

Oh my god! Why do you ask these questions! … The answer’s obviously: He’s in charge of things all day, I mean, he doesn’t want to do that when he gets home.

 [Source (Timestamp: 2:29)]

(In case you did not watch the source video, I want to really emphasize that both the questioner and Jim are very clearly just joking around here.)

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DragonCon (September 2019)

Marcone was always–I mean I always wrote Marcone… The model I kind of had in my mind for him in the background was just: He was a medieval baron. You know, by the standards of the medieval times, Marcone would have been a highly respected, competent, and just and fair medieval baron, if he ran his barony exactly like he runs the mob in Chicago. So, uh, when I was building him, I used the model of a medieval feudal lord, and what the ideal medieval feudal lord would be behave like.

[Source (Timestamp: 23:43)]

As far as favorite character (to write) other than Harry, it varies from day to day because of what kind of mood I’m in. If I’m feeling particularly purile and in need of inspiring chaos, it’s Bob. If I need to get things done, it’s Marcone or Mab, you know, one of those characters.

[Source (Timestamp: 39:08)]

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Live Youtube Q&A with Jim Butcher and Priscilla Spencer (March 2020)

Q: Can you tell us why Harry and Marcone are getting dressed together?

No, I can’t tell you that. Classified. Until the proper literature comes out.

[Source (Timestamp: 8:48)]


Priscilla: I deliberately shot Marcone so we would see his left side so that I could CG in a tiny little scar on his ear where whatever plastic surgeon had to reattach it after he was kidnapped by the Denarians.

NEEERRRRRRD! YOU ARE A NEERRRD. A HUGE NERD! You CGI’d a scar onto–(Jim shakes his head.)

[Source (Timestamp: 58:51)]

(Not really a WoJ but I’ll take it as tacit confirmation that Marcone did indeed have his ear reattached or at least replaced with a prosthetic after Small Favor, since the only comment we ever got on it is Marcone describing one ear as “scarred” in “Even Hand,” which didn’t quite rule out the possibility he’d simply kept the gnarled ear as it was.)

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Mike’s Book Reviews interview (December 2020)

Q: Who is your favorite villain to write in the Dresden Files and why is it Nicodemus?

(Jim first discusses Nicodemus and Mab.)

Marcone is probably the most fun to write because he’s the guy who is–He has the limited resources and the naked will against all these creatures of incredible power everywhere.

Q: You know, Death Masks was the one where I really was all in the series, because I felt like Nicodemus could have been the big bad on a season of Buffy, and I stick by that. And now Marcone is just the coolest cat in the world. We all hate him, but we all kind of want to be him.

Yeah, I have so much fun with that character, man. Writing the end of Battle Ground was such a blast.

[Source (Timestamp: 13:00)]

Q: Who is your favorite not-Harry character you’ve created and how did you envision this character while you were creating them? Please be Marcone.

Marcone was an accident. He started off as kind of a throwaway gangster guy. And then I decided, well, his opening was too cool to leave him like that, because we opened with a soulgaze on Marcone. It’s like, “Okay no, if I’m gonna make this guy a human predator, then he’s going to be a tiger and you will always have to be afraid of him, period. And that meant that he was going to have to grow in proportion to Dresden, otherwise he would not be someone who is scary. So Marcone, as he’s been going, he’s been gathering resources and various abilities to influence the world around him. Even though he can’t do it Dresden’s way, he has the advantage of: He has no limits, or at least very few limits. So off he goes to get things done.

That’s always terribly fun, writing Marcone, because I can stop and think, "Okay, if I was going up against this wizard, how would I manage it? Alright, now let me stop and think.” I’ll go and contact some of my sneaky friends and say, “Alright sneaky guys, how do I do this?” And they’ll be like, “Oh, have him operate this way!“

Q: As a comic book guy, the comparison I always made to those two is, some of the best issues of Superman is when Superman and Lex Luthor have to work together. So whenever you’ve got Harry and Marcone having to work together, and they work really good together, it just puts a smile on my face, I love it.

Yeah that’s a lot of fun to write. Frenemies is the best.

[Source (Timestamp: 14:39)]

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And that’s what I have. Thanks for taking a look!

If you know of other specifically Marcone-related WoJs not included here, with sources, excluding discussion on hypothetical casting ideas, please let me know.

Thorned Namshiel in Battle Ground:

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apple-of-my-pie:

If I had a nickel for every orphaned wizard in a fantasy series who primarily uses fire magic and whose backstory involves burning someone to death, having an evil abusive mentor, and falling in love with said mentor’s other student(s) I’d have two nickels. That isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right

anguisette90:

Cursed Dresden Files thought that won’t leave me alone today:

Kringle showed up to see Harry on Christmas Eve.

Kringle, who Harry knows is also sometimes Odin.

Odin, who he knows has Murphy in his care.

And I can’t help but wonder if, for just a second, when Kringle said he had a gift for him, Harry had hope that it might be a someone and not a something. Especially given that he was already grieving throughout the night.

And the gift he got was lovely, and sweet, and one of the scenes that’s hit me the hardest in the series, and I know Harry was grateful.

But I can’t help but wonder if he was also just a little disappointed.

Dresden Files fandom, I need help! I recently moved to the Chicago area, and in a few weeks my dad is coming to visit me, and we’re doing a big tour of all of the real life Dresden locations. I know McAnally’s is fictional, but I thought it’d be fun to end the night in a Mac’s style pub/tavern. The problem is, I have no clue how to find one. Does anyone have any recommendations?

OK, so this is a real good one. It’s a Percy Jackson/Dresden Files crossover, and it’s written by a really amazing author too, so you should check out their other works as well! (Though they mostly write for Worm)


Ceaseless Flow

by Ryuugi


Plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Writing: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


⚠️ Warning for cannibalism, torture, and implied noncon! ⚠️


Author doesn’t have a fic summery, so I’ll improvise.


Percy either eats and/or gets eaten by Tartarus, and this kills him ofc. He gets reincarnated as a minor fae, along with Tartarus and all his memories for some reason. Features Percy interacting with the supernatural side of NYC, so doesn’t have very many cannon characters from either series, but the OCs are all easy to swallow and well written, so don’t let that put you off. Highly recommended fic!

whenever I go on long trips, I always bring three books with me, and one of them is Small Favor, whi

whenever I go on long trips, I always bring three books with me, and one of them is Small Favor, which I’ve brought along on trips since I was in highschool, and somehow the binding is still holding together!

and with that, a Harry Dresden from that cross country moving trip hiatus from August/September! drawing in a moving car is hard. drawing with a pen stabilizer to balance out the moving car is somehow harder.

>>support me on patreon!/kofi!


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Me: *listening to an audiobook*

*guy turns out to be evil*

Me: “I knew I didn’t like that guy!”

We’ve been busy making a duster coat for a Harry Dresden Halloween costume! Once Eliza is back from Wonka’s factory, work on Imogen, Ryne, and Gaia will continue!

You know what’s something that still surprises me? That there are people in the fandom who would root for, accept and predict that Harry and Lara can/will fall in love in the course of the year leading up to the wedding.

Like, fine, you’re a shipper of that pairing, and maybe there’s some basis for it, but wouldn’t that be too short of a time, considering EVERYTHING that happened so far until BG?

alphabeticalcrabattical:

Shout out to fanfic writers who write their favourite characters into incredibly specific niches like complex academic studies or horse taming or the intricacies of the fashion industry or historical politics just because they love it. I do in fact want to learn about your niche interests disguised as a slash fic, thank you

I forgot about this drawing but I’m back to working on it

Pics of the Day: I can no longer look at this scene without hearing *this* in my head… https:

Pics of the Day: I can no longer look at this scene without hearing *this* in my head… https://streamable.com/0fald6 And, now you all will too… @jamesmarstersof @hawaiifive0cbs #JamesMarsters #HawaiiFive0 #H50 #Bwahahahahaha #TootToot #OKSomeoneNeedsToPutThatAudioOverTheScene https://www.instagram.com/p/CeFZDRRpzeu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=


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Hagrid burst into the office; Harry, your a wizard!

Harry Dresden with a piece of toast hanging out of his mouth; Yeah, I know.

over-a-rainbow:

Ok, so context to this meme.

My mother’s boyfriend has a Harley that looks identical to the way Murphy’s bike is described and drawn in the series. His bike, is 2,000 pounds, roughly. When he crashed it, it required three men to pick it up.

Listen, Murphy is very strong, but I don’t think she’s “I can lift an 2,000 pound bike all by myself strong” unless she has secretly been wonder women this whole time.

Mab: Oh, where would you be without me, dearest Knight?

Harry: I’d still have my dignity, friends and my soul.

Harry: You guys have a regular waiting room here?

Cat Sith: Arctis Tor has many rooms.

Harry: It even has magazines.

Cat Sith: Arctis Tor has many magazines.

Molly: So, what happened?

Little Harry: Cat ate her face.

Molly: Okay, you’re probably confused. This is about Aunt Susan.

LittleHarry: Cat ate face.

Molly: This is going nowhere in a hurry. Can you put Mom or Dad on?

Michael: Hello?

Molly: What happened to Aunt Susan?

Michael: I don’t know. Something about a cat eating her face. Harry knows more about it.

Murphy: What are you hiding?

Harry: *hiding puppy Mouse in his coat* Nothing.

Mouse: *bark*

Harry: Drugs.

*During the time Harry was away*

Molly: So the case is in Decatur? Which is four hours away.

Thomas: Yep.

Molly: Do you have like an aux cord or something?

Thomas: …

Molly: … I spy with my little eye something green.

Thomas: …

Molly: …

Thomas: Is it the… grass?

Molly: Yeah!

Thomas: I spy with my little eye-

*One hour later*

Molly and Thomas: I’M JOHN LAWRENCE IN THE PLACE TO BE! TWO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT I’M WORKIN’ ON THREE! 

Molly: Try this

Harry: *sips from the pan* Hmm. It’s watery, but with a smacking of… Ham?

Molly: It’s hot ham water.

Murphy: What is your problem? Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?

Rudolph: It does, one hundred percent.

Harry: *wounded* Quick call me an ambulance.

Kincaid: You’re an ambulance.

*finds Thomas passed out*

Justine: Thomas! You forgot how to eat, again! Come on! I’ll get the funnel!

Thomas: It’s not that.

Justine: Darn, I like the funnel.

Butters: I don’t want you to worry. It’s not like I’m on drugs or anything

Andi: *giggles*

Butters: *offended* I could be on drugs.

Harry: John Marcone, my archenemy.

Nicodemus: I thought Iwas your archenemy.

Harry: I have a life outside of you.

Karrin: You know what? Fuck your gender norms I’m going to Jupiter to get more stupider.

Harry: Karrin, no. WE are going to Jupiter to get more stupider.

Karrin: I was thinking of spicing things up around here.

Harry: But I’m allergic to chili.

Karrin: I meant in the bedroom.

Harry: It doesn’t matter where we eat it, Karrin.

Harry: *returning after Ghost Story* Back on my bullshit? On no, Im on an entirely new level of bullshit!

Harry: I have transcended to a plane of absolute fuckery you mere mortals can dream of!

Merlin: …

Magic Goon: You cannot defeat me.  At least not with prep time.

Harry: One Mississippi… *pulls out blasting rod* 

Harry: Two Mississippi… *heats it up* 

Harry: Alright I’m prepped. *burns them to a crisp*

Murphy: How did this happen?

Harry: *stuck in a trash can* How does anything happen? Move past it.

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*breaking in*

Janitor: Who the hell are you?

Murphy: Cleaning staff?

Janitor: I am the cleaning staff.

Harry: I’m gonna need to see some ID then.

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