An insane part of me really wants a gritty CW teen drama reboot of Harry Potter a la Riverdale. The show has to be completely off its shits and bear little similarity to the source material. Draco and Ron are dating. McGonagall is running an illegal Felix Felicis drug ring. It turns out Voldemort was actually Dumbledore’s evil nephew. There are regular parties in each houses’ common room and the intricacies of who is snogging who is for some reason treated as being as equally if not more important as the whole Voldemort murdering students thing. The Hufflepuffs have all been secretly starting a cult to revive Helga Hufflepuff in an attempt to bring in the Golden Age of Wizarding. Harry ends up in Azkaban and attempts to teach the convicts about the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows, of Hogwarts Quidditch. The plot has to be completely inconsistent and get progressively more batshit as the seasons go on. It’s terrible but it’s a train wreck that you just can’t look away from.
At first I thought you meant GRITTY teen drama, and honestly I’d be into it.
Someone has to play Percy Weasley.
Hope you guys appreciate how far back I had to scroll on my own blog to resurrect this post since nothing was coming up in the Tumblr search bar.
Since HBOmax is currently looking at writing a Harry Potter tv series we are partway to making this nightmare a reality.
I hope hbomax gets creative freedom and makes a main character trans to spite the terf who wrote the series
HBOmax couldn’t even do that! Instead they just did a 20 year retrospective on the films. We were denied our trans inclusive shitty Riverdale Harry Potter experience. Truly a waste. I’m half tempted to write a terrible fanfic just to achieve what they couldn’t.
Guys, give me like three years to get my degree and I will get this show running. It will be cancelled after every season and y'all gotta try and get it back up, and I will write each season like we switched writers so that when the season ends in a cliffhanger it is ignored until like ten episodes into the new season because they forgot it existed lmao
Will be listening to this for the next few days to get into the mood for Cursed Child #harrypotterforever #harrypotterfandom #harrypotteraudiobooks #audiblebooks #jimdaleisawesome
Hello, I’m just wondering why NOBODY is TALKING about how Neville Longbottom cut off Nagini’s head and killed the last horcrux???????! HE TRUSTED HARRY’s last words without a single doubt, risked his LIFE to follow through with what he promised Harry without even KNOWing what Nagini was or meant. He just did it out of pure love and trust for Harry. :(
I didn’t expect that adding dark maroon background would look so horrific. - I can’t stop myself by not making Harry Potter, - So here’s is another Harry Potter fanart. . .
