Wowza

Veronica: JD what’s wrong

JD: :(

Veronica: how tf-

JD: :((

Veronica: what the fuc-

JD: :,,((

A thought that popped into my head last night

Detective one: *flipping through notes in interrogation* So… your name is “Veronica Sawyer”?

Veronica: Um… yes?

Detective one: well Veronica it seems that instead of “Veronica Sawyer” it should be “Veronica you need a fucking lawyer*

Capitan over intercom:

Thats comedy g o l d Mikey

mij-sketches-deactivated2021010:

More chansaw fluff

Papers but Eurydice sings this

This verse sums up Eurydice’s thoughts during the Papers fight scene:

Why when you see boys fight

Does it look so horrible

Yet… feel so right?

I shouldn’t watch this crap

That’s not who I am

But with this kid…

Damn

Another really fitting verse:

Well, whoa, you can punch real good

You’ve lasted longer than I thought you would

So hey, mister no-name kid

If some night you’re free

Wanna fight for me?

If you’re still alive

I would fight for you

If you would fight for me

Mare: dear diary

Mare: my teen angst bullshit now has a bodycount

space-cadet-star:

moonlandingwasfaked:

shydecidueye:

officialgarrusvakarian:

wheretheprettythingslive:

porcupine-girl:

legit-writing-tips:

“Millennials are killing it on the way to the hospital”

Millennials are killing me right now and I don’t think she is the only one.

Millennials are killing the fashion show up at the airport.

Millennials are killing me and my cat and my grandpa

Millenniald are killing the game of the sun and moon

millennials are killing me and my husband

Millennials are killing my god with a few people

Millennials are killing me gently with a chainsaw (I feel I quote “heathers” a lot)

I don’t film bootlegs… but if I did these would be the titles