#mare molly barrow
Maven: In the eyes of my royal father and the noble court, I would ask for your hand in marriage. I pledge myself to you, Mareena Titanos. Will you accept?“
Mare: I pledge myself to-
All the girls that participated in Queenstrial: She doesn’t even go here!
Kilorn: Mare’s my best friend in the entire world. We even share a toothbrush!!!!!
Mare, looking across the room: Wew h a t
Coming Out:
Eve, standing up before most of the Silver Court: I’m a lesbian
Maven, in the distance: I thought you were a Nortan
Mare, after seeing Elane and Evangeline in their bedroom: twO GIRLS CHILLING ON A FUTON; ZERO FEET APART ´CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY
Red Queen: A Summary
Maven: You’re really campaigning for the Asshole of the Year award, aren’t you?
Mare: As defending champion, does that make you nervous?
Mare, after trusting Maven with her heart once again: You have disappointed me for the last time!
Maven: No! Don’t worry! I’ll be sure to do it again.
Mare: *refuses to bow to king and queen, ruins Queenstrial, joins secret revolutionary group, has an affair with the crown prince, gets friends captured, stages coup, gets friends captured, accidentally helps Elara and Maven kill the king, accidentally gets boyfriend/crown prince arrested*
Mare: Nothing but respect for MY monarchy :))))
Mare: Betrayed??? By someone I trusted??? It’s more likely than you’d think
Cal: Mare, your clothes are terrible.
Mare: why yes Cal, they are because of your Silver power system, which you still try to give power, so sorry if I try to put my own wellbeing and practicability above the clothes I wear. This isn’t a fucking tea party Cal, this is war, whether you choose to accept that or not-
Cal: I JUST WANTED YOU TO SAY “WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT” SO I COULD TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF JESUS CHRIST
Kilorn, explaining what happened to Mare at the end of Glass Sword: So we didn’t save the golden chest, but the real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Cal: I almost died!
Kilorn: That was the best part.
Evangeline: I love how we say “oh man” when something’s disappointing.
Elane:Why?
Eve: Because men are really disappointing.
Maven, to Cal: I hate you because my mother cut away any feelings of brotherly love out of my mind and heart.
Cal: Wow!!! So special!! And you know, it’s also so convinent, because I just so happen to hate you all by myself!!!!!
Mare: So are you the big spoon or a little spoon?
Evangeline: I’m a knife. Deadly, unpredictable, a danger to both you and your red rat friends-
Elane, from across the room: SHES A LITTLE
Evangeline:BABE
Mare: dear diary
Mare: my teen angst bullshit now has a bodycount