#hehim pronouns
Caption:
[Shhh, no thoughts. Pirate shirt. Do you see? (laughs) I picked this up at a vintage shop. I said, “This is for me”. It was labeled as “pirate chic”. Honey, this is straight up pirate. Actually there’s not much straight about it. (laughs) Yo ho. The woman behind the cashier said “You must have a lot of water in your chart”. She could see right through me.
Swash… buckle… my butt… cheeks. What. This is me now. Imagine me, on a boat. Merman comes up from the waves, says “You have the best shirt I’ve ever seen”. We kiss a little bit. (giggles) Delightful. Wait I actually have boots from another costume that would be perfect with this.
(boot thump) Present your booty. I’m so sorry, uh I’m very quickly spiraling out of control. (clears throat) Yo ho, what’s up? You come here often? Sorry, sorry.]
Caption: [I don’t know what young, transmasc needs to hear this. Like, you’re allowed to transition to look like a feminine man. You can just do that. If you want to be a man in a dress, just be a man in a dress. No one is stopping you. Who cares, gender is fake. Just have fun! (blows kiss)]
