#heinz doofenshmirtz

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Oneshot where the Murphys adopt Doofenshmirtz u3u

waterandsilver:

my favourite genre of fictional men are those ones who should be cool and badass because of their powers or character designs, but are pathetic instead. never had a good day in their life. an insult from a child could probably make them cry. wet paper bag men. you know the ones

Doof n Perry on the brain again fellas!!

I missed drawing my favorite dude to draw

Did you know that Heinz Doofenshmirtz invented one of the arm muscles

Worlds tiniest Doof

greelin:

his name is White Boy and he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone.

heinz doofenshmirtz

goldeaglefire1:

“You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a little boy in Drusselstein, there was this big cave that none of the children were allowed to enter. Ever! It was always, ‘Don’t go in the cave, don’t go in the cave, don’t go in the cave,’ and- you know how the more you tell your children not to do something, the more they want to do it? Well, one day, I couldn’t take it anymore. The curiosity was eating me up from the inside! So I snuck my way up the mountain, into the cave, and you know what I found, Perry the Platypus? Blüntsmoken! …which is to say weed, i-it was just full of weed. In hindsight, I don’t know what else I was expecting from the forbidden Weed Cave, maybe dandelions or something? Anyway,”

nitsstuff:

joons:

perry falls in love with heinz as he learns more about him; it’d be impossible not to, listening to all his stories and hopes and dreams and gradually starting to understand what drives him, what he fears, what he needs

but heinz just sort of sees perry and thinks, this is all i need to know

YEAH

Perry kicked his ass on SIGHT and Heinz’s touch/attention-starved ass went “ Is for me????”

Isabella:Will Phineas and I ever end up together?

Doof: