#doofenshmirtz

Isabella:Will Phineas and I ever end up together?

Doof:

majorfmonogram:

Now that Perry the Platypus has to social distance from doofenshmirtz, crime is running rampant in the streets. And by rampet, I mean the man is watching soap operas and making me cry through the spy camera I installed in his bathroom.

Carl told me this was “sus”. Folks, I’m not up with the lingo, what does this mean?

derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

OWCA agents, we got one. ☝︎︎☝︎︎☝︎︎☝︎︎☝︎︎

Their location is secure.

Now that Perry the Platypus has to social distance from doofenshmirtz, crime is running rampant in the streets. And by rampet, I mean the man is watching soap operas and making me cry through the spy camera I installed in his bathroom.

It’s the last hour of Pride, post Perryshmirtz weddings while the cishets can’t stop us.

enbyluvenby:

get you a lover who has absolutely dogshit posture. a shrimp looking motherfucker. a literal question mark of a person