princesskuragina:

bastard alignment chart

[ID: A four-box alignment chart with characters from War and Peace. Dolokhov “acts like a bastard” and “knows they’re a bastard,” Hélène “acts nice” and “knows they’re a bastard,” Anatole “acts like a bastard” and “doesn’t know they’re a bastard,” and Pierre “acts nice” and “doesn’t know they’re a bastard.” End ID.]

The Great Comet Characters As Things That Have Happened During Rehearsal

Pierre: I hate my life

Mayra: you hate everything tho

Pierre: yeah but so do you

Mayra: f u c k

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Natasha: he’s cute.. oh he’s also cute… awww he’s cute too

Sonya: you worry me sometimes-

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Balaga: AAAAAAAHHHHHH

Anatole: *claps* Bravo!

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Dolokhov And Anatole: *holding hands and shimmying across the floor* we are shrimps we are shrimps we are shrimps we are shrimps-

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Mary: do you maybe wanna come to frozen yogurt with us? i mean its fine if you don’t but it would be cool because I like hanging out with you and uh-

Anatole: *drops bag* I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO CONSUME FROZEN YOGURT WITH MY DEAR FRIEND (I have some headcanons where anatole and mary are friends and he boosts her confidence)

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Pierre: whats a word to describe dolokhov?

Anatole: gay

Helene: tired

Dolokhov: *on the floor* accurate

Pierre: I mean like.. ugh nevermind-

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Bolkonsky: I CANT FIND THE ANT LORD

Pierre: uhm what-

Bolkonsky: ravioli ravioli where is the ant lordioli

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Anatole: I wonder if I could get arrested if I do a cartwheel in home depot

Dolokhov: well I mean… it wouldn’t hurt to try-

Mayra: You two are a hazard to society

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Pierre: yeah so like he said he wanted to take me out

Sonya: and then what happened

Pierre: well then there was a gun to my head. And if Im being honest I thought he meant on a date but I liked this way better

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Dolokhov: I came here to eat sushi and wallow in self pity… and Im all out of sushi

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Pierre: do you have a bag

Anatole: *imitating pierre* the only bags I have are under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Pierre: literally all you had to say was no-

in the song Charming, Helene says ”oh how she blushes how she blushes my pretty” and this kind of speech could mean that she’s either talking to us (the audience) or to herself in her mind. And honestly any of those narratives make this song 100 times gayer