t-33-bs:

where to now?

evelynwaughblack:

nooooobviousreason:

I see nothing but the candle in the mirror

“If I were not I, but the handsomest, brightest, and best man in the world, and I was free, I would go on my knees this minute and ask for your hand and your love.”

Lev Tolstoy, War and Peace

rated-r-for-grantaire:

the best headcanon is Pierre happy-stimming over his love for Natasha

I think you mean her. Pyotra Kirillovna Bezukhova is a trans lesbian and you should refer to her as such.

@ladiesofwinterfell@cynicalclassicist@dachi-chan25@cwonicdepwession@daphneblakess@rated-r-for-grantaire@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

adelardd:

ᴘɪᴇʀʀᴇ ʙᴇᴢᴜᴋʜᴏᴠ, ᴡᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ

princesskuragina:

bastard alignment chart

[ID: A four-box alignment chart with characters from War and Peace. Dolokhov “acts like a bastard” and “knows they’re a bastard,” Hélène “acts nice” and “knows they’re a bastard,” Anatole “acts like a bastard” and “doesn’t know they’re a bastard,” and Pierre “acts nice” and “doesn’t know they’re a bastard.” End ID.]

The Great Comet Characters As Things That Have Happened During Rehearsal

Pierre: I hate my life

Mayra: you hate everything tho

Pierre: yeah but so do you

Mayra: f u c k

—–

Natasha: he’s cute.. oh he’s also cute… awww he’s cute too

Sonya: you worry me sometimes-

—–

Balaga: AAAAAAAHHHHHH

Anatole: *claps* Bravo!

—–

Dolokhov And Anatole: *holding hands and shimmying across the floor* we are shrimps we are shrimps we are shrimps we are shrimps-

—–

Mary: do you maybe wanna come to frozen yogurt with us? i mean its fine if you don’t but it would be cool because I like hanging out with you and uh-

Anatole: *drops bag* I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO CONSUME FROZEN YOGURT WITH MY DEAR FRIEND (I have some headcanons where anatole and mary are friends and he boosts her confidence)

—–

Pierre: whats a word to describe dolokhov?

Anatole: gay

Helene: tired

Dolokhov: *on the floor* accurate

Pierre: I mean like.. ugh nevermind-

—–

Bolkonsky: I CANT FIND THE ANT LORD

Pierre: uhm what-

Bolkonsky: ravioli ravioli where is the ant lordioli

—–

Anatole: I wonder if I could get arrested if I do a cartwheel in home depot

Dolokhov: well I mean… it wouldn’t hurt to try-

Mayra: You two are a hazard to society

—–

Pierre: yeah so like he said he wanted to take me out

Sonya: and then what happened

Pierre: well then there was a gun to my head. And if Im being honest I thought he meant on a date but I liked this way better

—–

Dolokhov: I came here to eat sushi and wallow in self pity… and Im all out of sushi

—–

Pierre: do you have a bag

Anatole: *imitating pierre* the only bags I have are under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Pierre: literally all you had to say was no-

Natasha, Pierre And The Great Comet Of 1812 but every time Natasha says she’s frightened it gets faster

Me after watching Anatole slap Dolokhovs ass in The Great Comet slime tutorial

in the song Charming, Helene says ”oh how she blushes how she blushes my pretty” and this kind of speech could mean that she’s either talking to us (the audience) or to herself in her mind. And honestly any of those narratives make this song 100 times gayer

Left Brain: hey we haven’t posted about great comet in a while-

Right Brain: what-

Left Brain: I said we haven’t posted about great comet in a while!

Right Brain: WhAt

Left Brain: I SAID WE HAVENT POSTED ABOUT GREAT COMET-

Right Brain: WHAAAAT

Left Brain: NATASHA AND ANATOLE KURAAGIIIINNN

Right Brain: W H A T

I am fed up with being obsessed with the great comet and not being able to see any of these amazing people in person. Like?!? I want to be able to meet just ONE of them. Like Dave Malloy? Lucas Steele? GRACE MCLEAN? Just one person. I have questions about music and how long it took them to be successful. IM INTERESTED IN THEIR LIFE STORIES

That clarinet in Dust and Ashes could get me pregnant