I like how this started as ‘I wanted to draw Striker as a baby’ into 'We have a plot for this!’ (Thanks @detectiveashcroft).
So Cherub decided that in order to get back into Heaven is if they reform a sinner, however they took a 'shortcut’ that nearly effected the entirety of Hell. That shortcut was turning everyone into babies, and being the only one uneffected, Solrina is left to take care of five rambunctious babies until she finds a way to reverse it all.
This sounds like an AU I would post lmao. So I approve!
And now I have to add onto this:
Millie and Blitzo are the ones that would squish bugs for fun
Blitzo puts everything in his mouth
Striker, Millie, and Blitzo are hyper.
Moxxie cries at everything. He hears a toilet flush? Cries…explosion on the TV? Cries
Blitzo runs around the house pretending to be horse.
Loona gets mad whenever she doesn’t get what she wants
Moxxie tries to play music be aggressively strumming a toy guitar
They all try to get into the weapons and Sol has to stop them.
Striker is very aggressive with his toys
Oh now we’re cooking with gas! Let’s get some more baby adventure headcanons in here!
I wouldn’t say Solrina is a strict mom, but she’s a battle ready mom.
Sol has to make sure Loona gets no where near Moxxie
Striker and Blitz will fight each other to get Sol’s attention (Sol is Blitz’s Mom friend after all)
M&M is still strong, even in baby form (in an innocent baby way)
Everyone has to ride on Bird Mom, no questions asked (Sol flies two feet from the ground and that’s enough for them)
Bombproof (who’s a colt (hell creatures were also affected by the curse)) helps quell fights between Striker and Blitz (thank @detectiveashcroft for that headcanon)
i know at least one piece of fanart is out there, please i am begging someone has done that, because my drawings looks like limp wet fries
but i have one main question who is marvin, who is whizzer.
LIKE IF YOU WERE TO PUT EITHER IN, IT MAKES SOME SORT OF SENSE.
like if we were to cast trina and jason to a marvin, blitzo’s would be verosika’s and loona’s, while stolas’ would be stella and octavia, and whoever is mendel would be whomever you ship verosika or stella with. (*cough cough* striker kinda works and i am fine with that *cough cough*) lesbians from next door are most definetely charlie and vaggie, but if we’re sticking to helluva boss, saille may is probably one of them and im the other because hi queen ily
