#help a guy out

Interviewer: “Your resume is great, but we went through your social media and-“

Me: “I’ll let myself out.”

*as I’m walking toward the door*

Interviewer: “We just have high standards with how our employees conduct themselves in the public eye.”

*I turn my head back*

Me: “Just tell me, was it the banana-hammock picture?”

Interviewer: “More-so that you’re wearing it right now.”

Me: “Well, I think I would make a great Chief of Surgery!”

Interviewer: “Sir, this is Target.”