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yellowgirl93:

If anyone wants to work for themselves as an aide I joined a program where you can pick your own hours , days, you work for yourself so no taxes is took out. It is hourly I believe $14/$16hr they do have you do a background check but no drug testing. Here is my link we earn $50 after your first visit. They give you bonuses for gas Mileage and picking up extra shifts


If anyone wants to work for themselves as an aide I joined a program where you can pick your own hours , days, you work for yourself so no taxes is took out. It is hourly I believe $14/$16hr they do have you do a background check but no drug testing. Here is my link we earn $50 after your first visit. They give you bonuses for gas Mileage and picking up extra shifts


Interviewer: “Your resume is great, but we went through your social media and-“


Me: “I’ll let myself out.”


*as I’m walking toward the door*


Interviewer: “We just have high standards with how our employees conduct themselves in the public eye.”


*I turn my head back*


Me: “Just tell me, was it the banana-hammock picture?”


Interviewer: “More-so that you’re wearing it right now.”


Me: “Well, I think I would make a great Chief of Surgery!”


Interviewer: “Sir, this is Target.”

Trying to get a job, a summary:

  • Must have 45 years experience
  • Be under 21 years old
  • Super motivated to deal with all our corporate bullshit
  • Must be free 25/7 and never plan on leaving your job ever
  • You get 1 unpaid day off a year and it isn’t Christmas or your birthday or your granny’s funeral. It’ll be a random Tuesday in march
  • Must be super tech savvy and know everything about complicated programmes like microsoft word and iMovie
  • Must sacrifice your first born while still in the womb - but only when they have 2 years of retail experience
  • Pay is 5.99 an hour. No overtime.
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