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ID: A two-page comic of Jonathan Harker and Count Dracula. Jonathan looks at Dracula with an open, curious expression. There is remnants of shaving cream on his face and a small, bleeding scratch on his cheek. Dracula glares intensely as he gripped Jonathan’s chin. The middle panel zoomed in on the red rosary around Jonathan’s neck and Dracula immediately looked unease, the caption near his face says “x-files theme.” The bottom panel zooms in on the silver-backed mirror on the dresser behind Jonathan. Dracula takes a deep breath and leans back. Second image, Dracula calmly reaches for the mirror, still holding Jonathan’s chin. He then chucks the mirror out of a window, shattering the glass. With the same calm expression, Dracula states,“ And this is the wretched thing that has done the mischief. It is a foul bauble of man’s vanity. Away with it!” End ID.
I know in the novel he opens the window before yeeting the mirror into the courtyard, but I think this reaction is funnier.
Elves are highly adaptable to their local terrain, hence the differing characteristics of Wood Elves and Sea Elves. In more recent times this adaptability has given rise to newer Elf types such as Mall Elves, Cubicle Elves, Hardware Store Lighting Section Elves, Skate Park Elves, and Highway Elves.
show me the hardware store lighting section elves
Here’s my take on them. Are they really small as they hang off the lights? Are they people-sized and use featherweight magic? You decide. I kind of imagined the attire as a cross between circus costumes (acrobats) and sci-fi (electronic appliances) with a lot of jewelry/sequins to reflect all the lights. Eye pupils have to constrict a lot since they are in a bright environment. They don’t have to travel via swinging, but it’s very fun. Also shiny freckles!
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