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ID: A two-page comic of Jonathan Harker and Count Dracula. Jonathan looks at Dracula with an open, curious expression. There is remnants of shaving cream on his face and a small, bleeding scratch on his cheek. Dracula glares intensely as he gripped Jonathan’s chin. The middle panel zoomed in on the red rosary around Jonathan’s neck and Dracula immediately looked unease, the caption near his face says “x-files theme.” The bottom panel zooms in on the silver-backed mirror on the dresser behind Jonathan. Dracula takes a deep breath and leans back. Second image, Dracula calmly reaches for the mirror, still holding Jonathan’s chin. He then chucks the mirror out of a window, shattering the glass. With the same calm expression, Dracula states,“ And this is the wretched thing that has done the mischief. It is a foul bauble of man’s vanity. Away with it!” End ID.

I know in the novel he opens the window before yeeting the mirror into the courtyard, but I think this reaction is funnier.

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elffacts:

Elves are highly adaptable to their local terrain, hence the differing characteristics of Wood Elves and Sea Elves. In more recent times this adaptability has given rise to newer Elf types such as Mall Elves, Cubicle Elves, Hardware Store Lighting Section Elves, Skate Park Elves, and Highway Elves.

show me the hardware store lighting section elves

Here’s my take on them. Are they really small as they hang off the lights? Are they people-sized and use featherweight magic? You decide. I kind of imagined the attire as a cross between circus costumes (acrobats) and sci-fi (electronic appliances) with a lot of jewelry/sequins to reflect all the lights. Eye pupils have to constrict a lot since they are in a bright environment. They don’t have to travel via swinging, but it’s very fun. Also shiny freckles!

Image descriptions in alts.

A drawing of two elves. The elf on the left has brown skin, long black hair in a braid, and a slight build. He is wearing a tight, long-sleeve yellow top with epaulets, a yellow sash, and white tights. He is hanging from a black light fixture. The elf on the right has tan skin, short, brown hair, a slight build, and visible surgery scars on his chest. He is wearing a striped puffy bolero jacket with matching tights, and a headpiece of silver rings around their head. He is hanging from a sparkling, circular light fixture.
A drawing of two elves. The one on the right has brown skin, short, dark curly hair, facial hair, and a slight build. They are sitting in a crouched position. They are wearing a lampshade headpiece with hanging chandelier glass, and are wearing a yellow vest over a white and yellow shirt and yellow tights. The elf on the left has very fair skin, short red hair, and a slight build. They are handing from a light fixture. They are wearing a baggy loose, semi-sheer top and matching pants. They are wearing a star-lined lampshade on their head.
Drawing of two elves handing from light fixtures. The one on the left has undercut, blonde hair, pale skin, and a short muscular build. She is wearing a golden halter top and loose skirt lined with gold coins, as well as yellow tights and silver anklets. She is swinging from a spherical silver chandelier. The one on the right has brown skin, long black hair in ponytails, and a slight build. She wears a grey and gold tank top and a loose, sheer skirt over yellow tights. As well as several bracelets and anklets. She is hanging from a grey light fixture.
A drawing over four elves swinging playfully from black, hanging light fixtures. The closest elf has fair skin, black hair in a bun, and a slight build. She is wearing a gold leotard with a sparkling, silver fringe. On her head is a matching, silver headdress that obscures her face. The second closes elf has tan, vitiligo skin, auburn hair done up in a bun, and a slight build. They are wearing a gold dress with gold coins wrapped around the shoulders and skirt. The third elf has brown skin, black hair in an afro puff, and a slight build. She is wearing a yellow dress with a lampshade-like construction. She is also wearing a wide, gold choker and tiara. The fourth elf has pale skin, short white hair, and a slight build. They are wearing a silver, sleeveless top, yellow harem pants, yellow glasses, and a headpiece of gold, geometric shapes.
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