Prompt 155

“Admit it, you love my evil laugh.”

Hero whirled around to see Villain striding towards them. They raised an eyebrow. “Love is a strong word.”

Villain let out the most monotonous laugh physically imaginable, all the while smirking down at them. “Don’t worry, darling, I have all the time in the world. Take your time to confess, I love when they’re shy.”

They winced, more at the second-hand embarrassment than anything. Stars, did they really just hear a hardy har har come out of Villain’s mouth? “And evidently the wrong one.”

Prompt 163

“I thought I knew you.”

“You thought,” Villain laughed, “and how I know you hate to be wrong.”