#hiccup x tuffnut

Hiccup: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Tuffnut: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Hiccup: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Tuffnut: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Hiccup: I guess you’re right. Hey Tuffnut, I love you.

Tuffnut: See! Just say that!

Hiccup: Holy fucking shit.

Tuffnut: If that flies over his head then, sorry Hiccup, but he’s too dumb for you.

Hiccup:Tuffnut.