#tuffnut thorston

euphoritooth:

“Ah, man, you should’ve seen the looks on your faces. Priceless! Full Loki!”

ladydorian:

ithinkwehitametaphor:

bobacupcake:

tag yourself (x)

@ladydorian​ I’m 50% crap and balls and 50% ha ha ha / the end!

I’m BUNS BUNS BUNS

I saw the all hail the chicken one and could only think about one thing:

Tuffnut: I dunno if I’m ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

Tuffnut: “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge” - Charles Darwin

Snotlout: What the fuck? Begets isn’t a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface.

Ruffnut: You can do it Tuffnut!

Ruffnut: But if you can’t, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

Ruffnut: I’m in love with you.

Tuffnut: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Ruffnut: I know.

Tuffnut: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Snotlout: Tuffnut is playing hard to get.

Snotlout: Little does he know, I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Fishlegs: Two brooooos!

Tuffnut: Chillin’ in a hot tub!

Fishlegs: Five feet apart ‘cause we’re not gay!

Tuffnut:

Fishlegs:

Tuffnut: *tearing up*

Fishlegs: Babe, c'mon…

Tuffnut: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Fishlegs:Babe…

Tuffnut: That was so hot, Astrid.

Astrid: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Tuffnut: I’m so in love with you.

Hiccup: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Tuffnut: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Hiccup: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Tuffnut: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Hiccup: I guess you’re right. Hey Tuffnut, I love you.

Tuffnut: See! Just say that!

Hiccup: Holy fucking shit.

Tuffnut: If that flies over his head then, sorry Hiccup, but he’s too dumb for you.

Hiccup:Tuffnut.

Tuffnut: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Ruffnut: Hiccup… How do I begin to explain Hiccup?

Astrid: Hiccup is flawless.

Tuffnut: I hear his hair’s insured for $10,000.

Fishlegs: I hear he does car commercials… in Japan.

Snotlout: One time he punched me in the face… it was awesome.

Hiccup: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Astrid: Okay, but what is updog?

Snotlout: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Fishlegs: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Ruffnut: No, that’s an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Tuffnut: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Hiccup: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Fishlegs: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Snotlout:No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Astrid: What’s a henway??

Hiccup: Oh, about five pounds.

Hiccup: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Snotlout: Several traffic violations.

Ruffnut & Tuffnut: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Fishlegs: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Astrid: Also, that’s not our car.

Hiccup, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Astrid: Hey.

Snotlout: Hi.

Fishlegs: Hello.

Ruffnut: Hey!

Hiccup: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Tuffnut: We were out of Doritos.

Fishlegs: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Tuffnut: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Ruffnut: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Tuffnut, learn to listen.

Snotlout: What if it bites itself and I die?

Hiccup: That’s voodoo.

Astrid: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Tuffnut: That’s correlation, not causation.

Snotlout: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Hiccup: That’s kinky.

Fishlegs: Oh my God.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Hiccup: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Astrid: …I did. I broke it.

Hiccup: No. No you didn’t. Tuffnut?

Tuffnut: Don’t look at me. Look at Fishlegs.

Fishlegs: What?! I didn’t break it.

Tuffnut: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Fishlegs: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Tuffnut: Suspicious.

Fishlegs: No, it’s not!

Ruffnut: If it matters, probably not, but Snotlout was the last one to use it.

Snotlout: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Ruffnut: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Snotlout: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ruffnut!

Astrid: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hiccup.

Hiccup: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Ruffnut: Hiccup… Tuffnut’s been awfully quiet.

Tuffnut: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Hiccup, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Hiccup: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Hiccup:

Hiccup: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

*the riders right before Hiccstrid’s wedding*
Astrid: Well I have to go, I have my wedding to attend.
Snotlout: Wait… Oh! I have your wedding to attend too!
Fishlegs: Oh, I have your wedding to attend as well.
Ruffnut: I THINK WE ALL HAVE HER WEDDING TO ATTEND
Tuffnut, panicked:I THINK I HAVE HER WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Hiccup: While me and Astrid are gone, twins, you’re in charge.

Ruffnut & Tuffnut:Yes!!!

Hiccup, whispering: Fishlegs, you’re secretly in charge.

Fishlegs:Obviously.

literallyjustanerd:

so apparently it’s an annual thing that i rewatch the trilogy and get super sad inspired and paint a landscape. trying to work on my colour balancing and composition and pretty satisfied with how this turned out.

[Image ID: A moonlit scene of a hillside overlooking a cliff. There is a campfire at the top of the hill with the dragon riders from How to Train Your Dragon gathered around it. Meatlug and Toothless are sitting with the riders while Hookfang, Stormfly, and Barf and Belch are silhouetted in the distance. End ID]

yenichko:

omg sketches with my favorite siblings!!!!

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ashleybenlove:

evilwriter37:

ssiofras:

while the twins argue over who gets to name the Zipplewraith, we find out that apparently Chicken named herself

This is very important information. Thank you for sharing!

Yeah, that tracks.

“Are you happy that life gave you me?”

Tuffnut sticker for my Russian friend from VK :}