#hijinx
“fraternizing” is such a fun type of relationship. like you’re not supposed to hang out with that guy so we’re going to use a word for it that makes it sound as cool and interesting as possible for you to hang out with that guy.
Fraternizing leads to cahoots, hijinx and shenanigans
i made another batman “villain” oc kind of as a joke. her name is Hijinx and she fucking hates the joker bc his jokes arent even that funny and hes not a REAL clown he doesn’t even have a clown egg
anyways she kidnaps people and if they tell her a funny joke she lets them go but if you make a shitty joke like about how women are dumb she just fucking kills you. heres an example of when she kidnapped bruce wayne to make sure hes not an asshole;
hijinx: i dont need ransom money or anything just tell me a good joke. make me laugh
bruce: hm…
hijinx: it could be anything
bruce: … i would tell you a dick joke but i dont think my son richard would like it very much
hijinx:
bruce:
hijinx: yeah youre good to go
bonus:
kidnaps tim (as red robin) and he just shows her a cool meme on his phone and thats good enough
