Sascha’s been around mobsters and rough characters her whole life and has a very advanced vocabulary for her age. Roman thinks it’s hilarious hearing her cussing in her little kid voice, but the calls from her teachers are getting tiresome.
Sascha: Dads said I can swear, just not at school. *intense whisper* But that’s where I need to the most.
She has to save it up all day until her driver picks her up.
“And I’ve known The feeling you’ve had when you’re held The comfort of being unwell So something can cradle you Oh, I don’t need it Oh, I won’t grieve it”
Sascha watches The Godfather and the next day has to make absolutely sure that Roman doesn’t kill horses. Otherwise she might have to rethink this whole adoption situation.
For the record, his answer is “Ew, no.”
Also for the record, she’s seen Victor kill people*, and this is apparently perfectly fine and not a cause for reevaluating her parentage like potential ponycide would be.
And, yes, Roman probably could’ve tried a little harder to figure out how to put parental controls on her TV instead giving up in a snit after fifteen minutes, but seeing as she had already seen Victor kill people*, he wasn’t sure what good they would’ve done anyway.
*(Technically, they were mostly reanimated Talons, so exactly how alive they were by that point is debatable, but still.)
I don’t know what this is. I do, but I don’t. Context will be provided only upon request. I tried out starting from the middle of an idea rather than the beginning, and it’s been so long since I’ve written or even read my own work that I don’t know if this even sounds like my own work, and I know I’m gonna edit this to hell and back and drive myself insane, but. Hey. WORDS. I made words. That’s a start.
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“You want me to fuck him up?”
She snapped her head back to him but only looked curious, tilting it to the side. “What, like, kill him?”
Victor shrugged. “Eventually.” He had been itching for a mark lately. Oswald was just as particular as Roman had been about the when and where of Victor selecting his own targets (and even more so the who) and didn’t provide nearly as many himself. “But I mean, y’know, scare him, mess him up. Hurt him.”
Masami’s head tilted further, birdlike. (Fucking songbird.) “You’d do that? If I asked?”
Victor shrugged again, a little glad she hadn’t said “For me?” “Sure.”
It was what he did. Well. Not what he did on his own but what he was willing to do when directed. And he was good at it, even enjoyed it. They deserved it, after all. Death was a gift he granted the suffering masses, but some people needed to endure a little more horror before receiving that reward: especially the ones that interfered with the people Victor was responsible for.
And now by word of Penguin himself, that category included the fucking birdie–though Victor could admit he’d made peace with the idea beforehand. His little stunt in the Lounge had been proof enough of that. (But it still would have been weird if she’d said “For me?”)
“It was a dick move,” he offered as explanation, interpreting her silence as a need for one. “He’s got it comin’.”
“Mm.” She kept staring at him with her head canted, blinking slowly, one corner of her mouth tugging into the faintest smile, still curious but now also… amused. Appraising. Victor very deliberately didn’t think about how familiar that look was or on exactly whose face he’d seen it before. “That’s… sweet.”
She tipped her neck back to a human angle and took another glance down the street before spinning right back on him, smile suddenly all canines and mischief. “Could I watch?”
Savannah Agnes Brightly Carmichael is an investigative journalist for The Gotham Times known for her bold yet enlightening pieces centered within Gotham’s underworld. She shares an incredibly slow romance with Bruce Wayne, which is mainly due to their long, shared history dating back to when they were children; but they almost always end up together. The death of her mother at the hands of her father and the lack of justice served are her prime motives, and the fact that she is yet to actually deliver it in any of her iterations is a running plot point. To cut all ties from her father, she exchanged his surname for her mother’s maiden name after graduating from college. Seeing as her version in Gotham hasn’t even been to college, Carmichael was used as her last name. In the DC Extended Universe, however, she is already married to Bruce by the time of her appearance. Although her opinions about the Batman are undetermined, she has associated herself with him after his emergence as she thought that aside from herself, he is the only one who actually gets results. Throughout this partnership, she eventually figures out his identity; which seemed to have only strengthened their bond.
“Cannonade flies blindly into her rages. She doesn’t know who she’s hurt until the blood is cooling on her skin; but with Savannah around,it’s not a risk she is willing to take. She holds her down — like an anchor.”
for context; sav and lorna uses “carpe diem”and“carpe noctem” to signal one another. carpe diem means that everything is okay, while carpe noctem is the opposite.
Don’t mind me leaving jokes with my OC here only I most definitely find funny… or even understand. But maybe you wanna admire my improving alcohol marker skills? :D
Her name’s Ellie btw. She’s one of professor Cranes students (since he’s still teaching in my universe, doing his evil deeds in secret.. for now) and the Scarecrows self proclaimed assistant (he…. kinda adapts to that after refusing her “help” for a while). And she owns a (most of the time empty) yellow lantern ring. By accident.
Did I mentioned the straw ponytail is multifunctional?
a slightly tweaked design of an old batman universe oc of mine, she’s a Joker henchman. originally created for a thing on da called “joker card club”, where all the oc’s were assigned a card suit and number/rank, Julia was 2 of diamonds.
Having my favourite member of the batfam with my DC OC, what a good way to spend a Monday evening. Honestly Under the Red Hood is probably my favourite batman story ever. Unfortunately due to Jason’s history and Izzy’s appearance I don’t think they’d be very close, even if Izzy wants them to be.
i made another batman “villain” oc kind of as a joke. her name is Hijinx and she fucking hates the joker bc his jokes arent even that funny and hes not a REAL clown he doesn’t even have a clown egg
anyways she kidnaps people and if they tell her a funny joke she lets them go but if you make a shitty joke like about how women are dumb she just fucking kills you. heres an example of when she kidnapped bruce wayne to make sure hes not an asshole;
hijinx: i dont need ransom money or anything just tell me a good joke. make me laugh
bruce: hm…
hijinx: it could be anything
bruce: … i would tell you a dick joke but i dont think my son richard would like it very much
hijinx:
bruce:
hijinx: yeah youre good to go
bonus:
kidnaps tim (as red robin) and he just shows her a cool meme on his phone and thats good enough
