#hot bulge
Gigantic Italian muscle beast Michele Caruso is overwhelming in his rugged sexual appeal, both shaved and with fur. I love his epic beard, his incredibly dense physique, and his, er, obviously enormous other assets.
There’s something insanely hot about British bodybuilder Garaint “Gez” Baldwin. He’s been competing in a lot of local UK shows recently, and while he’s done well, it’s his combustible erotic appeal and deliciously cocky attitude that keep me scouring YouTube for his on-stage routines.
Rugged and sexy face: ✅
Epic body: ✅
Huge bulge: ✅
Gunter at FIBO
Continuing with my temporary retro theme, here’s one of my favorite guest posing videos ever. Gunter Schlierkamp in his prime was reliably great-looking and appealing as all hell. But the stages of the annual FIBO exhibition and vendor event in Germany always seemed to bring out a sensual, at times even boldly erotic, side of him that he rarely brought to his contest outings. Just a couple months, perhaps, from reaching his ideal competition weight, he offers up a truly massive physique with real intensity and cockiness. It’s a quite memorable display and one that, if it captures the viewer’s fancy, can be exceedingly exciting.
Completing my focus on the massive, tremendously sexy and virile Dean Caputo with this rare posing footage and very brief interview. The red posers he’s (barely) sporting in the studio are just so good—designed to be daringly brief and revealing, but also cut in a way that powerfully compliments his massive thighs and granite-like midsection as he runs through his sensuous poses.
And the brief clips at the end, showcasing his onstage evolution over the course of several years, reveal a man who didn’t just get increasingly gigantic with time, but profoundly hotter and more arousing, as well.. Dean’s cockiness and confidence are epic turn-ons. This stuff always gets me hard as hell.
Dean Caputo
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Lars Ostling of Sweden—where he’s probably better known as the comparatively frail husband of the truly gigantic female bodybuilder/reality star Irene Andersen than for his own remarkable physique—benefits greatly, as do so many men, from the addition of facial hair, which he apparently shaves off and regrows at utterly random, totally irregular intervals for reasons known only to himself. While his body is always on point—massive and dense, but not without its own shapely lines, if you look closely enough—and he fills out those posers very nicely indeed, that beard takes him from merely impressive as a physical specimen, to the kind of ultra-masculine hotness that provokes disreputable, straight-up piggish lust. A very, very hot man.
Petar Duper
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Italian Classic Physique competitor—and credentialed, practicing psychologist—Petar Duper is just an extremely handsome, sexy man. He’s done some fairly risqué photo shoots, which make for exceptionally pleasant viewing, and he radiates a graceful, yet potent, sensuality on stage. An uncommonly fine specimen of masculine, muscular beauty all around.
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Here’s some great footage of the astoundingly hot and sexy Joe Ballinger on stage at the 2021 Alicante International. That face, that body, those posers…Fucking hell.
David Hoffmann
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As I’ve stated before, David Hoffmann is, to my mind, probably the most extraordinarily attractive and virile man currently competing, so gorgeous he’s regularly tasked with playing “impossibly handsome gentleman” roles on German TV, few of which even make note of stunning physique. He’s the sort of man who’s fully aware of his own remarkable beauty, and, who, rather than pantomiming false modesty, plays off his powerfully, almost uncannily, potent physical appeal with a sophisticated, good-humored wink and a shrug. While he almost painstakingly seems to avoid overtly sensual or erotic stage movements or modeling poses, his powerfully built body and his slyly expressive, almost flawlessly ideal face are more than compelling enough to stun and sexually mesmerize. More focused on aesthetic appeal than bulging mass—and, therefore, more palatable to the general public then most of his peers—he’s wisely been able to parlay his uncommonly exquisite physicality into a successful money-making operation outside the “sport’s” restrictive confines. Good for him. And good for us.
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I’m making return visits to some of my most popular subjects this week. And no other muscle god has generated as much interest in this blog as the incendiary Derek Beckstrom. Once again photographed by that master of the impeccably-composed beefcake shot and all things bulging/homoerotic, Blake Yelavich, “The Viking” proves that he’s both a figure of intense fascination in front of the camera and a presumably endless source of overwhelming carnal excitement for simpatico viewers. The man simply radiates raw, animal, epic sexuality, unabashedly exploiting his massive physique, almost uncomfortably piercing gray-blue eyes, and, yes, that enormous bulge to staggeringly powerful effect. He’s one of the most noteworthy and remarkable muscle models to hit the scene in quite some time, and his partnership with Yelavich continues to produce photos that blend high art with the aggressively salacious so expertly that the objectively disappointing absence of throbbing, engorged bare cock is, for the most part, forgotten and forgivable. Though a series of raunchy nudes would certainly be welcome.
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23 year-old Bernardo Lourenço of Portugal has, over the last few years, bulked up with almost shocking speed and to great acclaim among European bodybuilding aficionados. He’s advanced so quickly, in fact, he now finds himself at a prodigiously young age preparing to embark upon a professional career within the IFBB. This being a supremely fickle, subjective, and, at times, outright shady “sport,” there’s no telling how he might fare among the big boys. What I can tell you is that the man is scorchingly attractive: Massive, rugged, and—as you will certainly notice in the pics and video below which capture him in what can only be termed his signature pose—outrageously confident in his own sexual appeal. Only rarely has a man’s flagrant abuse of textiles reached this level of hotness.
Some bodybuilders are hot because they’re legitimately handsome in a generally admired manner. Guys like Dennis Newman, Gunter Schlierkamp, and David Hoffmann are excellent examples. Others are hot because they’re just so freakishly, impossibly massive. Markus Ruhl, Ronnie Coleman, and Branch Warren immediately come to mind. And then there are guys like Lurii “Bulat” Sologub of the Ukraine. Still quite young and awesomely bulky, he might not have the most classically attractive face or most aesthetically appealing physique, but, my god, he does have that dick. And—especially when it’s engorged as all hell in a state of intense sexual arousal and straining mightily against those flimsy yet still constraining white briefs—that dick actually demands awe, desire, and complete, urgent attention. Where he might, on the strength of his gigantic body alone, merit impressed if perhaps unenthusiastic respect as yet another Russian mass monster, when he shamelessly flaunts that epic package, he becomes an object of profound fascination and, frankly, piggish need. I, for one, could look at these photos for hours, my mind imaging one filthy scenario after another. That’s not going to win him the Olympia, but it’s a very neat, very hot trick nonetheless.
Marc Bartra
Gonzalo Higuaín
Gonzalo Higuaín
Gonzalo Higuaín
