Hey, thanks for looking at these pictures I have made. If you want any of them in a more permanent form, like maybe a hoodie or a phone case or a mug that sits on your shelf and slowly gathers dust, turns out that is totally an option! Just stop by my storeand use the code CYBERMONDAY through 12/3/2019, and get 10% off. Today (12/2/2019) is the last day to order for guaranteed international shipping by the 23rd, but if you’re in the US, you have until the 15th I think.
(Also, Waluigi naked in a bathtub of ravioli is definitely not an option to purchase. I’m not sure how that snuck in there.)
Lan Wangji maybe kind of Regrets letting Wei Wuxian’s Mind wander off in the middle of Hostile Territory in the body of a Very Charming but also Extremely Shreddable paperman. 3/10
Lan Wangji, aggressively: Anyways, here’s Clarity. 2/10
Lan Wangji tries out a Concerned Face on Wei Wuxian. He’s had a lot of opportunities to practice this one. 3.5/10
Wei Wuxian talks a Mad Game for a dude who was Not Responsible for taking down Literally Any of These Dudes. Lan Wangji is too busy working on a good Fighting Scowl to contradict him. Plus, you know, it’s nice to let Wei Wuxian have A Little Fun. 5.5/10
Lan Wangji has Absolutely No Patience Left. He’s got his Most Dangerous Scowl on, that Eyebrow Slant is Murderous, and it’s time to Throw His Sword at Strangers. 4/10
Lan Wangji explains using Meaningful Eyebrow Positioning alone that they have Located Nie Mingjue’s Head. Somehow this Works! Lans! 4/10
Ah yes, the Small Jiang Wanyin. The Ungrateful Child who has a Dog that Wei Wuxian Hates and Fears. Lan Wangji is not inclined to listen to the Small Jiang Wanyin. 4.5/10
As if today couldn’t get any more Annoying, Noted Loser Su She has turned up to Sneer at Everything. Look at the Sheer Judgement in Lan Wangji’s Eyes, that Pure Dislike. And Su She deserves it. 3.5/10
