#this is fucking hilarious

princess-of-purple-prose:

cauldronsart:

back on my tma bullshit

[ID: TMA art. First is a comic with Jon and Martin. Jon, who is surrounded by a dark aura and looks exhausted, says, “Reading statements isn’t enough I need to eat them.” Martin looks judgmentally from where he’s bobbing a tea bag and says, “Girl what.” Next is art of Jon frowning. Green eyes float around his head, one over his forehead, and green text over his head says, “All of my eyes are tired.” End ID]

hexcore-juggler:

One day Kaidan drops off his enormous dog that Shepard has agreed to babysit for the weekend. After taking him for a run, they settle in for a nice nap.

Garrus, who was not informed about their furry guest, comes home to find Shepard spooning a stranger and is like, “okay who the fuck is that.”

dollelujah:

brain-buddies:

You know you’ve had Epilepsy too long when you nearly fall off the couch from laughing after reading this.

What’s worse is when your parents do the same thing.

This is so fucking funny. I showed it to my mom and we were laughing so hard.

blanket-fish:

I was on the Magnus chase wiki and I found the mosthystericallyfunny line in existence

I just, safbafjsavfs

pattinsonsupremacy:

i love everything about this video

captain-snark:

rockshitty:

beardedmrbean:

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

sig-nifier:

the duality of man

teatraysandtypewriters:

One of my favorite hobbies is sending increasingly salty snapchats about the historical accuracy of romance novel covers. Here’s a few of my faves:

And, drumroll for the worst one I’ve ever seen …

stockholmgf:

gothteddies:

Me, pulling up to the drive through window: Yeah can I get uhhhhh #3 with a large fry, a chocolate milkshake and uhhhhhh

Me: *grabs the hair on the back of your head and uses it to pull you off my cock*

Me: what did you want baby?

You, looking up at me from where I’m holding you by your hair just above my cock with spit and drool all over your face: can I have some nuggies please?

Me: and what do you want to drink?

You: ummmm can I have a sprite please?

Me, already shoving your head down and my cock to the back of your throat and ignoring the surprised happy noises you make: yeah I’d like a 10 piece nugget meal with a medium sprite too.

bootleg-megumin:

beardedmrbean:

Bless this person

bebx:

???????? THE NOISE I MAKE RIFGT IOW WHAT US RHIS?????????????? HELP

em-writes-imagines:

so that devil sauce conversation in the game,,,,, i decided to write my own version jsgdjdhj

bonus:

Keep reading

kevin-day-is-bi:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

kansascity-marshwiggle:

dovebalitang:

aguilar-teaches:

duskvvalker:

swiftletinthecloud:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

http://rickriordan.com/2018/11/memories-from-my-tv-movie-experience/

PLEASE read his whole letter on the link he goes OFF

I looked through the notes to find the link so I could reblog with this version. Please read because it is well worth it. 

I would love to get my hands on a copy of the script with his notes

“Please do not ‘sex up’ my children’s story” what a lad

kyacchan-comics:

This was way funnier in my head, I am sorry

weoutheredyin:

I’m actually wheezing this is so fucking funny

straight people will walk into the nautical equivalent of a gay bar and freak the fuck out when they see two guys not leaving room for jesus