#how romantic
Praising your sub for disgusting things and seeing their face light up is so so cute like yes you just swallowed my whole cock like a little slut, well done! You’re doing so well for me! You look so cute all teary eyed and stupid! Such a good, good pet for me! Now do it again
it’s always “i love you” and never “achilles wished all greeks would die so that he and patroclus could conquer troy alone” smh
“Baz smells terrible. Like day-old sweat, but also like day-old raw meat. I’m trying to remember if he’s ever smelled bad before. I don’t mind it, really. More proof that he isn’t dead.” —Simon Snow
Sun, 18 Jul 2021 16:16:29
Thu, 07 Dec 2017 01:31:54
I think this is an Office quote tbh….
he better not be fucking lying with that romantic line