#how to steal a million

Audrey Hepburn as Nicole

How to Steal a Million

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Plays in the background

As the birds chirp

And I begin to frown

Holly is a let down

So indecisive

Unlike many women that I know

Evidently it was filmed by a man

And at that time

Views on women were different

I know that the movie means well

But my chest just doesn’t swell

With emotion as Holly cries for Cat

In all honesty

How to Steal a Million

Had a better bat

At romance

But nobody would

Agree with that