okay but countries dick being size depending on their capital is stupid af capitals can change they can get smaller or bigger imagine them waking up one day fo find their 9 inch a 4 inch and their king standing on their door; “so yeah about that,,,, i can explain-”
i’d also like to add that some personifications (like hong kong and macau, being regions, and micronations like seborga and molossia) don’t have capitals so if this hc was a thing then between their legs there would just be like. void
from their ass
their urinary system now leads out their ass. imagine that. ass sex and BOOM PISS
I’m crying please don’t make me think Hong Kong and Macau don’t have dicks please- their dicks are the size of their economy or some shit idk- please give them a peepee
