okay but countries dick being size depending on their capital is stupid af capitals can change they can get smaller or bigger imagine them waking up one day fo find their 9 inch a 4 inch and their king standing on their door; “so yeah about that,,,, i can explain-”
i’d also like to add that some personifications (like hong kong and macau, being regions, and micronations like seborga and molossia) don’t have capitals so if this hc was a thing then between their legs there would just be like. void
from their ass
their urinary system now leads out their ass. imagine that. ass sex and BOOM PISS
I’m crying please don’t make me think Hong Kong and Macau don’t have dicks please- their dicks are the size of their economy or some shit idk- please give them a peepee
So I’m doing a tiktok cosplay for the very first time called Hetalia upside down, it was started by my friend @ fairlyrosie and a basic summary is that the 2P’s are slowly killing off the 1P’s and taking over their spot, so they’re supposed to be acting like their counterparts so no one gets suspicious until every country is replaced with their counterpart, however there’s a bit of hardships on the way. The hashtag is Hetaliaupsidedown on TikTok!
I joined because it was new and as far as I know, I’m not a great cosplayer but I’ve always wanted to try in a way. So I’m starting out as 2p! Hong Kong because, of course I would look at me(pls follow my tiktok @ happyemoasian) however my problem is that 2p Hong Kong doesn’t have like… a personality the fandom can agree on since he’s such a minor character. Like don’t get me wrong because it’s like, yeah I know Allen is hot alright but give me a break, the 2p nordics don’t even have an official fandom design. So I’m gonna be putting in my two cents on 2p! Hong Kong.
His name is Wang Xiao Chun, in reference to the second possible name Hima gave 1p Hong Kong(Wang Jia Long), his English name I think would be Levi, meaning Joined together in Hebrew, however I have a separate theory for that if we’re still putting the history and such in the 1p world to the 2ps.
Appearance wise something that I would change for him would be shorter and darker hair and eyes. Otherwise they look very similar unless you’d put them together. Unlike Leon, Levi would not be into business or fashion. I think he would wear something very lazy but cute in a sense, red and black would be his main color scheme like most 2Ps.
His personality would contrast his 1P’s but I don’t think it would be noticeable, which is a bit dangerous. He’s much more expressive in comparison to Leon and he’s more of a passive 2P than others are, he’s not the type to k*ll. He laughs easily and he can’t help but say what he wants. He’s very dependent on his teacher, 2P!China and expresses his love for his family and who he calls his ‘friends’ very often, even if they don’t want or care for it. He tries his best with everything and he refuses to fail, he doesn’t want to disappoint.
Levi also likes doing a bunch of childish things like drawing, playing with soft toys and generally is a bit easy to distract. One of his main hobbies are setting off firecrackers and use them for fun and violence, and taking photos of the 2ps and 1ps regardless of their consent, while some may think it’s useless there’s actually a way to use that to his advantage.
So I’m doing a tiktok cosplay for the very first time called Hetalia upside down, it was started by my friend @ fairlyrosie and a basic summary is that the 2P’s are slowly killing off the 1P’s and taking over their spot, so they’re supposed to be acting like their counterparts so no one gets suspicious until every country is replaced with their counterpart, however there’s a bit of hardships on the way. The hashtag is Hetaliaupsidedown on TikTok!
I joined because it was new and as far as I know, I’m not a great cosplayer but I’ve always wanted to try in a way. So I’m starting out as 2p! Hong Kong because, of course I would look at me(pls follow my tiktok @ happyemoasian) however my problem is that 2p Hong Kong doesn’t have like… a personality the fandom can agree on since he’s such a minor character. Like don’t get me wrong because it’s like, yeah I know Allen is hot alright but give me a break, the 2p nordics don’t even have an official fandom design. So I’m gonna be putting in my two cents on 2p! Hong Kong.
His name is Wang Xiao Chun, in reference to the second possible name Hima gave 1p Hong Kong(Wang Jia Long), his English name I think would be Levi, meaning Joined together in Hebrew, however I have a separate theory for that if we’re still putting the history and such in the 1p world to the 2ps.
Appearance wise something that I would change for him would be shorter and darker hair and eyes. Otherwise they look very similar unless you’d put them together. Unlike Leon, Levi would not be into business or fashion. I think he would wear something very lazy but cute in a sense, red and black would be his main color scheme like most 2Ps.
His personality would contrast his 1P’s by a lot. Levi is a bit of an airhead and pretty naïve. He’s much more expressive in comparison to Leon and he’s more of a passive 2P than others are, he’s not the type to k*ll. He laughs easily and he can’t help but say what he wants. I would also say that he’s a bit of a nerd too, his fashion sense is a bit plain, he enjoys video games and he also is aware of what fandoms are. He’s very dependent on his teacher, 2P!China and expresses his love for his family and who he calls his ‘friends’ very often, even if they don’t want or care for it. He tries his best with everything and he refuses to fail, he doesn’t want to disappoint and if he does, he loses his temper.
Levi also likes doing a bunch of childish things like drawing, playing with soft toys and generally is a bit easy to distract. One of his main hobbies are setting off firecrackers and use them for fun and violence, and taking photos of the 2ps and 1ps regardless of their consent, while some may think it’s useless there’s actually a way to use that to his advantage.
