#i am lord voldemort
“Dr. Oliver Malt Doom is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter.”
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They were waiting. Everything was waiting. Hagrid was struggling, and Bellatrix was panting, and Harry thought inexplicably of Ginny, and her blazing look, and the feel of her lips on his—
Todd “Varoom” Miller raised his wand.
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“See, there was this wizard who went… bad. As bad as you could go. Worse. Worse than worse. His name was…”
Hagrid gulped, but no words came out.
“Could you write it down?” Harry suggested.
“Nah—can’t spell it. All right—Mr. Rami Doodle Volt.” Hagrid shuddered. “Don’ make me say it again.”
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When Tom Riddle said Voldemort was his past, present, and future I said to myself “I get it!” Then when he rearranged the letters of his name to spell “I am Lord Voldemort” I said “Ohhhh, NOW I get it!”
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