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which hogwarts house is the chillest hogwarts house? RHETORICAL QUESTION, THE ANSWER IS ALLLLL OF THEM.
illo created for SparkNotes by the fabulous @vitoriabas
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The fantastic @clairee-delunee is here to show some love to our fave under-appreciated Harry Pottercharacters—and we’re here to ogle Charlie Weasley’s tattooed forearms until someone forcibly removes us from the premises.
Characters from the top down, left to right:
Charlie Weasley // Regulus Black // Dean Thomas & Seamus Finnegan // Oliver Wood // Hannah Abbott // Paravti Patil & Lavender Brown // Susan Bones // Angelina Johnson
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it’s the slideshow that you never knew you always wanted: 10 literary classics summed up in (semi-scientific, irrefutably accurate-ish ) PIE CHARTS.
by “the great british baking show”’s biggest fan, @roonil-freakin-wazlib
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we gave you the classics; now check out me then vs. me now in the wild world of Billy the Bard.
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“Dr. Oliver Malt Doom is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter.”
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They were waiting. Everything was waiting. Hagrid was struggling, and Bellatrix was panting, and Harry thought inexplicably of Ginny, and her blazing look, and the feel of her lips on his—
Todd “Varoom” Miller raised his wand.
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“See, there was this wizard who went… bad. As bad as you could go. Worse. Worse than worse. His name was…”
Hagrid gulped, but no words came out.
“Could you write it down?” Harry suggested.
“Nah—can’t spell it. All right—Mr. Rami Doodle Volt.” Hagrid shuddered. “Don’ make me say it again.”
anagramsbrought to you by the brilliant and twisted mind of @roonil-freakin-wazlib
If there’s anything we’ve learned from peanut butter and jelly, mac n’ cheese, or The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour, it’s that you can always mash two good things together to create one really great thing. With that in mind, here’s Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban as told in texts, by @roonil-freakin-wazlib.
Read all 14 texts on SparkNotes!
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will you forgive us if we say that for one brief moment in time, we were kinda rooting forkrumione?
RONALD, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE.
9 of our fave failed Harry Potter couples by@vitoriabas
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moodboards:hermione granger
“Books! And cleverness! There are more important things! — Friendship! And Bravery!”
brightest witch(/baddest bitch) of her age <3
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@vitoriabas‘ instagram illos of the harry potter crew make us dream of a world in which hogwarts is wi-fi enabled. GIVE US CELL PHONES OR GIVE US DEATH, DUMBLEDORE.
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we’re not going to say that “if shakespeare characters had tinder” is the greatest slideshow we’ve ever made, but we’re also not going to say that it isn’t. (BECAUSE IT IS.)
hot AF illos by the fabulous @clairee-delunee
puck, viola, and mercutio inspired by ezra miller, kiersey clemons, and shameik moore <3
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wednesday confidence boost brought to you by @thelatestkate!
see all 11 self-love mantras on SparkNotes!
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Ah, the Triwizard Tournament: that magical, high-stakes dodgeball game in which you win or you die (alternatively, you win AND you die. RIP, Diggy).
The four brave souls who competed—Harry, Cedric, Fleur, and Viktor—have been immortalized here in ink by the spectacular @littlechmura, so that we might always remember their courage,their grace, their excruciating awkwardness,theirenviably voluminous hair, and their very short shorts. This deadly contest may have robbed us of the world’s cutest Hufflepuff, but it also gave us a truly uncomfortable bathtub scene (yikes), and one of our all-time fave pictures—and for that, we will forever be grateful.
illos created exclusively for SparkNotes by @littlechmura
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it’s true tho bruh.
created for sparknotes by the excellent @reidfaylor; you can see all 10 of his harry potter venn diagrams right here!
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In honor of the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, we did the impossible and summed up 95 characters in one sentence each, creating the greatest masterpiece of the 21st century.Click here to see it, and then take a few minutes to thank the universe for giving us the brilliant J.K. Rowling, who changed all our lives with her beautiful, hilarious, heartbreaking, magical books.
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If Pride and Prejudice took place in 2018, there would be markedly less garden-walking, an equal amount of upper-class snobbery, and 100% more texting.
You think there’s even a CHANCE Darcy wouldn’t be lurking near the snack table at the Netherfield ball pretending to text because he’s too awkward to talk to people?! Please. Here’s how the men and women of Meryton would have fared with the boon of twenty-first century technology.
texts by national treasure @roonil-freakin-wazlib;read all 12 of them on SparkLife!
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DISCLAIMER: These cards—created by the spectacular @lilabeanz—are imbued with VERY powerful magic. Give one to your crush, and you just might get a date. Give ALL OF THEM to your crush, and you just might end up getting married, having 3 kids, and giving one of those kids what is indisputably the worst name of all time (it was a real missed opportunity, is all we’re saying). And with that warning out of the way, get out there and fall in love, you nerds! <3
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From honorary Auror/muggle dreamboat @roonil-freakin-wazlib comes yet another masterpiece: IF HOGWARTS HAD THE INTERNET. We’ll let her explain:
Look, if I had to, I’m sure I could forgo the Internet in favor of wizardry. Twitter doesn’t hold a single bewitched floating candle to LITERALLY CHANGING A TURTLE INTO A TEACUP WITH MAGIC. But what if I didn’t have to forgo anything? What if I could have both Hogwarts AND the Internet? What would that even look like? Probably a little something like THIS.
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Classic lit + Onion-style headlines = the mashup you never knew you always wanted. Click here to see all 14!
brought to you by our resident genius, @roonil-freakin-wazlib
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If you’re ever called upon to explain the Harry Potter books to some dunderhead who has never read them, you can simply widen your eyes and flail your arms around a lot in a way that hopefully conveys what the series means to you and to millions of readers around the world.
Or you can, you know, just show them these pie chartsby@roonil-freakin-wazlib.
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basically hamlet when he accidentally kills polonius
[gif via brooklyn 99/NBC}
so we haven’t actually written the horoscopes that go along with these STUNNING AF illos by the fabulous @hazeymaseyet, but WE JUST COULDN’T KEEP THEM TO OURSELVES ANY LONGER. are they not LITERALLY the most gorgeous masterpieces you’ve ever seen?! RHETORICAL QUESTION. THEY ABSOLUTELY ARE.
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MATH-Y CIRCLES + BOOKS = OUR MAGNUM OPUS. we summed up all the literary classics on your English syllabus with pie charts, and you are now forever in our debt.
genius sh#* by the genius @roonil-freakin-wazlib
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