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Thinking about the time when I saw eclipse for the first time (I was 9), I got mad at my mom for making me miss the battle. I told her it wasn’t fair that she kept me from all the action and that she’d have to let me go, I knew my dad wanted me there and I had to train sooner or later to protect the reservation. She then tried to tell me after multiple times that Sam Uley is not my dad and that these movies aren’t real… did I believe her? No. I told her she was a liar and that she just was jealous that I carried the special gene to turn into a shifter… I also was mad that in the movies when Jacob said “Leah is the first female shifter” I said that he was stupid and that I was the first female shifter because Duh I was, I was the daughter of the mighty alpha Sam Uley…. After theses events I wrote a letter to my dad saying that he really needed to come and get me because mom was keeping me from my true destiny! I also called Jacob stupid for not knowing that I was the first true female shifter… now me not knowing the address to Sam aka my dads house I just put “Sam Uley” hoping that some how some way it would make his way to the right person. Now I didn’t put a stamp on it so of course the mailman never took it Thanks for coming to my ted talk ~ if you want more embarrassing stories about me being raised on twilight let me know because I have alot

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