#team edward
I luv twilight <3
My brother, moments before I forced him to watch Ep 9 of OFMD:
I do not like the pirate show.
My brother watching Ed wait for Stede on the dock:
I made another profile on Pinterest specifically for twilight ~ I made the first 3 boards for Jacob, Bella and Edward ! Other characters will be added soon as well as my Spotify playlist for them, I do already have some playlist made if you guys would want me to share those though :) if you want a specific character for a board or playlist let me know and ill do my best !! <3
I would like to share that yes this was the girl who thought Sam Uley was her dad, this was the girl who had a bag packed under her bed just in case the pack came to get me when you guys read these stories that I post about when I was younger getting into to twilight THIS WAS ME AT THE TIME LMAO IN MY HELLO KITTY NIGHT GOWN AT 8 YEARS OLD LMAO
Look all I’m saying is that I would be the perfect candidate and also THEY ARENT EVEN USING IT SO MIGHT AS WELL RIGHT ???
You twilight whores got me feeling tumblr famous and shit I love y’all ~ officially calling myself a Twilight Influencer
Thinking about the time when I was telling everyone Sam Uley was my dad that I said it so much I actually started to believe i was right. As said before my reasoning believing that Sam was my dad was that “well maybe that’s the reason why I’m brown” and thought I had this huge break through (I’m sorry I was 8 and having an identity crisis). I then rewatched the first movie and tried to look up the websites that Bella was on trying to search for the cold ones and… found nothing and then blamed my mom for this saying “you can’t block me from the truth mom” and stormed out to the backyard and fell down in the middle of my yard and started crying… yes crying… i then stared up at the sky and said “why is she keeping everything a secret from me” I then told my mom that she can’t keep me from my dad forever because I had imprinted on Seth and unless she wanted me to die she had to let me go see him… safe to say my mom was regretting everything that lead up to this moment. I then some how came up with the conclusion that I was going to shift soon and that “my dad” was going to come here and get me because he would just some how know ? So I packed a backpack with the essentials you know clothes, snacks, my stuffed animals, my spiderman dvd and left my window open EVERY NIGHT just in case he had to come through the window just like Jacob did through Bella’s window… even though I live in a one story house… ✨ and that’s how I became Jordyn Uley
i know bella was like the most appealing scent in the world to edward but like what was the smell like was it some like delicious ass mac and cheese or something???
Things I Dislike Very Much:
- people yelling at me from across the house when my music is playing from my phone bc i simply cannot hear and louder noise on top of the music stresses me out
i’ve woken up to rain now two days in a row. I fuck so hard with mother nature rn.
we are so close to reunion but is it really a true reunion if your head is still between her legs?
You may remember that Uncle Walter works in a government building.
Not long ago, I received this text from him.
You need to understand, this display case is right next to a photo of the Director of the government organization.
The following day there was a note left by the person who had changed the case the day before. He explained that he has a very stressful job and that Twilight brings him happiness, so he doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Then went on to explain why he was Team Jacob.
Sadly, the day after that the display was removed.
Unfortunately I have no photos of this. Photography is not allowed in the building.
This time with more tentacles.
Time to bring this slogan back.
made this for mother’s day because i legit couldn’t find any design like this and i used MULTIPLE alternative keywords
reeeeeeee, poor eddy boy
repost from my instagram :)
Three years ago it was announced that Robert Pattinson would be the next Batman. Upon hearing such news I made this.
